Chapter 618 Bat Mites, I'm Going to Get You
Chapter 618 Bat Mites, I'm Going to Get You
Chapter 618 Bat Mites, I'm Going to Get You (It's my birthday today, yay!)
Silence, a deathly silence.
After that incident ended, the two of them stood there like statues, not knowing what to say.
While Chen Tao hesitated, Wonder Woman stepped forward and completed the miraculous action, while the bat mite who witnessed it all let out a huge "Yay!"
Neither of them spoke or did anything else; they simply looked at each other quietly, savoring the lingering warmth on their lips.
Diana overheard Batman's assessment of Batman as a blank slate... and that was typical of him. She didn't find anything strange about it; after all, Batman had always acted like a cold, unresponsive machine since the very first day they met. He was always like that, a cold machine, never considering personal matters.
Diana knew of Damian's existence, and sometimes she wondered why Batman, if he even had Damian, would be so oblivious.
She had heard Alfred and Tim talk about how Batman had completely changed one day, and it seemed that the answer to all of this came after Batman Mite, who knew that the Batman in front of her had Damian, still claimed that the other person was a blank slate.
However, none of this mattered to Diana. She didn't know the Batman of the past, and therefore didn't experience the same inner turmoil as Alfred or Jim Drake. She only ever knew one Batman, and at this very moment, that Batman was most likely to say…
As expected, Chen Tao spoke.
"I can't, I can't do that. It might expose my weakness."
Diana nodded, then waved to the bat mite not far away: "Come here for a second."
The bat mite, who had caused all this, pointed to himself in confusion, as if he were an audience member suddenly called to the stage to give a speech.
"Yes, it's you. Come here," Diana said.
Chen Tao couldn't figure out what his Diana wanted to do.
The bat mite was also confused, but he eagerly went over and saw Diana extend a slender hand.
These hands have slender fingers, and even after years of wielding a sword, the skin remains as white as jade.
Bat Mite and Chen Tao watched as Diana raised her hand high above her head.
Lift it up, lift it up, but it seems like it's lifting it a little too high.
The next second, Diana slapped the bat mite hard across the face, making a loud thud.
The bat mite, with its superhuman strength fully charged, was blasted away like a cannonball, crashing into the transparent barrier it had created. Then, with a cartoonish motion, it splattered to the ground, its head seeing stars.
"this……"
"Weakness? Hmm? A burden?" Diana said.
Chen Tao knew what Diana hadn't said. They had been comrades-in-arms for a long time, and Chen Tao knew very well that her daring to attack the bat mite was not only to show Chen Tao that she was "definitely not a burden," but also to show Chen Tao that, like him, she had completely analyzed the bat mite's behavioral patterns from their interactions just now.
She was telling Chen Tao that she had figured out the behavior patterns of the bat mite, and that in addition to possessing power, she also possessed the wisdom to match it.
"Ah, that slap felt so good, give me two more," Chen Tao heard the bat mite say.
This is Essem.
Chen Tao knew the bat mite would say that, and Wonder Woman knew they had reached the same conclusion.
Then Chen Tao heard Wonder Woman say, "About that from earlier."
She said, "Don't worry about it."
Chen Tao nodded, then shook his head quickly, leaving it unclear what he wanted to say.
"But." Then Chen Tao heard the "but," and he turned his head to look at Wonder Woman Diana, whose head was slightly tilted to the side.
"But I don't think you need to push yourself so hard. It was just a kiss, nothing serious. It's not a responsibility or a huge burden... I mean..." She started to get a little confused as she spoke, then quickly regrouped, "We'll help you. All of us. Everyone's waiting for your battle plan."
She said sincerely, "We are a team, and we will not separate."
"That's the most important thing."
"Quack, no!" The bat mite next to him jumped up from its lumpy state on the ground, then flew to Chen Tao and Wonder Woman Diana and made a gesture as if it had gouged out his eyes. Then, with a "plop," its two eyes really did fall out of their sockets and roll around on the ground.
"I went through so much trouble to bring you two together as a couple, and you two just said a few words and it all turned back into a comradeship?"
The bat mite jumped up and down, thinking, "Is this reasonable? Is this normal? Does this meet normal expectations?"
He yelled, "If the world were a comic book, you wouldn't be planning to wait until the very last page to advance your relationships, would you? I've been interfering so forcefully, and it's completely useless!"
"Your progress is still too slow, and you even dragged the progress bar forward when I wasn't looking. That's practically cheating."
"After all that effort, it all turned out to be nothing but camaraderie. All that hard work has been for nothing. This won't do."
The bat mite shouted:
"You can't just leave like this; you have to enter the second level of the game here."
"No, Bat Mite, you promised." But then he heard Batman's voice: "These are the rules of the game you set yourself, and we've already beaten it. Now it's time for you to keep your promise."
He said, word by word, "Let us out, before the fire gets too big."
Bat Mite muttered, but he had to admit that Batman was right. Reluctantly, he waved his hand and removed the transparent glass barrier that encased Chen Tao, while the villains outside remained trapped inside, looking like tiny figurines.
But just when Chen Tao thought that the bat mite had finally given up on playing around with him and that they could finally talk about serious matters, he saw that Wu Min and Tie Wan had also been released from the transparent glass enclosure.
"What are you doing? Bat mites."
"You're doing something good," the bat mite said. "Didn't I say we were going to remove the transparent shield? Of course, we're removing it completely."
The bat mite, overjoyed, twirled in the air again, like a child who had pulled off a wicked scheme: "Now choose! Either you sleep with Wonder Woman and I'll provide you with plenty of privacy, or you marry Doomsday's Bride and then kiss him!"
The bewildered Doomsday tilted its head, then opened its mouth and roared.
Chen Tao saw the group of villains pulled down from the time-traveling portal looking at him. He couldn't waste any more time.
"Enough, you bat mite, you've gone too far! You promised..."
"I kept my promise, but now comes a new crisis and challenge, right, Batman?"
As the bat mite spoke, he saw anger flash across Batman's face:
"Damn it, that's enough, you bat mite, I'm going to explode!"
(End of this chapter)
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