blenderwars Chapter 619 Explosive OOC Behavior: Bat Mites Gouge Out Their Eyes
Chapter 619 Explosive OOC Behavior: Bat Mites Gouge Out Their Eyes
Chapter 619 Explosive OOC Behavior: Bat Mites Gouge Out Their Eyes
Despite hearing Batman's harsh words, Bat Mite wasn't actually that worried.
As far as he was concerned, Batman couldn't possibly harm him anyway, and even if Batman had some way to trap him, it would only be temporary, adding a bit of fun to Batman's boring life.
When you face a character who can't possibly harm you, it's hard to feel any fear or anything like that. It's like watching a horror movie; no matter how terrifying the ghosts are, once you realize, "Ah, the ghosts on TV can't possibly come out and kill me," all you feel is excitement.
This is Bat Mite's current mental state. He's just eagerly anticipating what new tricks Batman will pull off to impress him, and then he'll use his five-dimensional divine power to create an even more exciting and interesting variation based on that trick.
"Tell me quickly, bat mite, can I limit your five-dimensional divine power?"
The bat mite turned around, looked behind him to make sure no one was there, and then turned to Chen Tao, saying, "Are you sure? Are you sure you're asking me?"
He said, "I'm not going to answer that kind of question. Even though you're my idol, fans naturally want to see each other for as long as possible! Do you want an even stronger enemy? Batman should defeat powerful foes..."
Seeing that the little devil's attention had slipped away from his topic, Chen Tao was terrified that he might snap his fingers again and summon some troublesome villain from some unknown corner of the trans-timeline, such as the Amozzo robot in its prime. So he hurriedly stopped him and abruptly steered the topic back.
"No need. Those rotten fish are no match for me, Batman!" Chen Tao pointed to the Batman brides who were still fighting each other in a chaotic mess with Chen Tao's friends and family.
Chen Tao and his allied penguin man were riding on the penguin bride's butt, raising an electrified umbrella and aiming it at her, making the penguin bride scream in ecstasy.
The poisonous tips on their umbrellas were ripped off and tossed aside; it seems the penguins really understand each other, knowing which is the most dangerous. Frankly, although the Alliance Penguins have reformed long ago, their fighting power should not be underestimated.
Even though his fighting ability had declined due to lack of training, the most important thing was that he was equipped with a lot of advanced technology provided by Lucius.
Thanks to these factors, plus the fact that the penguin bride's oversized wedding dress was inconvenient, they were able to dominate their opponent.
Similar to the Penguin, there's also Two-Face... no, it should be called Five-Face.
In the main universe, Batman's classic way of dealing with Two-Face is to suddenly throw a bunch of coins at Two-Face while he's flipping a coin, making him unable to distinguish which coin is his and causing him to go into a mental breakdown. This classic move has been replicated by Five-Face, so now Two-Face's bride is searching for her coin all over the ground, while Five-Face is also lying on the ground picking up his dice.
Killer Croc is dealing with his counterpart, Killer Croc Bride... Due to the spatial abilities of All Beings Red, even though Killer Croc Bride is stronger than Killer Croc in brute force, she is still being toyed with. She is now riding on his back like a pervert forcibly riding a racehorse, completely caught in a dilemma.
There's also Red Hood Jason, who faces off against his counterpart from a parallel universe, namely the Arkham Knight.
They've been fighting for a while now, and I can't seem to break their moves at all.
Arkham Knight is also a version of the second Robin, Jason Todd. Despite wearing a wedding dress, his superb fighting skills allow him to turn the dress into a weapon that cannot be damaged, or rather, will automatically repair itself even if damaged.
They fought fiercely at first, but the Arkham Knight had a slight edge. This guy was too good at fighting, with one smooth combo after another in his fighting skills. Chen Tao pulled out a gun, but his opponent pulled out a gun twice the size of his. He gradually couldn't keep up and was completely at a disadvantage.
Until Chen Tao's red hood suddenly had a flash of inspiration and reached into his belt to pull out a large lump of mud, then turned around and injected the mud lump with a modified Titan venom that Bane had previously used.
Soon, enhanced by Titan Venom, the Mudfaces' body tissues proliferated rapidly. Then, Arkham Knight Jason was confronted by a Mudface impersonating a Batman with teary eyes. Arkham Knight had never seen anything like this before and was instantly controlled by the other party's "I love you Jason." Then, Chen Tao's Red Hood punched him in the face, and he was utterly defeated.
There was even an Arkham version of Jason, the Arkham Knight! Chen Tao recognized him at a glance, because the Arkham Knight in the main universe was a woman and had absolutely no connection to Jason. And the superheroes and villains of the Arkham universe were among the most powerful in terms of fighting ability.
However, according to the Bat Mite's criteria, would Arkham Knight be considered a villain? Poor Jason, he's already been categorized as a bad guy.
"Look at these useless bastards!" Chen Tao feigned indignation beside Batman. "What kind of dangerous villains do you want to find? Using these villains to deal with Batman is just making a fool of yourself!"
"So..." Chen Tao said.
"So...?" the bat mite asked, its bright eyes sparkling with happiness.
"We need a villain powerful enough to engage Batman in a terrifying and epic battle, one that is worthy of our identity as Batman. We, Batman, are the greatest superheroes!"
"Yes, yes, Batman is the strongest, Batman is number one!"
"Batman, the strongest! Yay! Awooooo!"
Chen Tao kept hypnotizing himself, telling himself that he was just spouting nonsense to control Batman. Then Bat Mite joined in, praising Batman's effusive praise. After holding it in for a while, Bat Mite's effusive praise continued unabated, and Chen Tao had to interrupt him.
"Alright, alright, let's stop praising how powerful Batman is now. Anyway, regarding this villain choice..."
"It's the Emperor Joker! I'll bring the Emperor Joker over right now, I can't wait!"
Grass.
Chen Tao, almost entwined with the power of speed, leaped forward and hugged the bat mite. In an instant, he broke out in a cold sweat. If the bat mite snapped its fingers and summoned the Emperor Clown, then it would be easy to invite a god but hard to send him away. Then the bat mite and the Emperor Clown would fight each other and destroy the Great Dao, right?
Chen Tao wasn't joking. In his previous life, he had read the comic "The Sixth Dimension." In it, the creator of the six-dimensional god world controlled the troublemaker and wanted to erase reality. The bat mite intervened and stopped him. The two of them erased reality like a blackboard. If they did that to Chen Tao, he wouldn't be able to handle it.
"Of course not the Emperor Joker. I mean, this candidate is both far away and right under our noses."
"Where? Where?" The bat mite scurried around, but then he saw the look in Chen Tao's eyes as he stared at his face, and he finally realized something.
"You mean...me?"
"Yes." Chen Tao nodded.
"Don't joke with me. I'm Batman's most loyal fan, not a Batman hater."
Bat Mite flatly refused: "I will not be Batman's villain, not even pretending to be one."
"Of course, it's not a villain, but a great test," Chen Tao said. "Batman is now facing a terrible crisis. His enemy is evil and cruel, and he must find the help of the fifth-dimensional creature, the bat mite, to join forces with him and defeat the evil enemy."
Chen Tao spoke to the bat mite in a tone that sounded like he was coaxing a child, his voice like that of a primitive man telling a terrifying story from a stone wall.
"A fifth-dimensional test. Only if Batman uses his wisdom to defeat you can he gain your help to defeat the evil boss. And in doing so, you will become Batman's most loyal partner and most trusted ally."
Throughout his speech, Chen Tao gradually increased the volume and intensity of his tone, culminating in the highest pitch for his final sentence:
"You will fight alongside Batman to defeat a powerful and evil enemy, and then, in front of countless people..."
Chen Tao had originally intended to greet the flowers and applause, but at the last moment he realized that everything had to go according to the expectations of Batman fans.
"Then, in front of countless people, he flicks his sleeve and tells them, 'I am the night, I am revenge, I am Batman!' And then disappears into the night!"
When Chen Tao saw the bat mite's eyes begin to glow—in a physical sense, his eyes turned into two searchlights.
"Very well, so what do you need my cooperation with now?"
"The Bat Mite set a test for Batman before joining his team, and he's willing to give Batman a little hint."
"Ha!" said the bat mite. "Don't try to fool me. What kind of linguistic trap are you going to use to trick me into saying my name backwards and then banishing me back to the fifth dimension? You all do that to troublemakers, but troublemakers often go back voluntarily, so sometimes they don't reject your plans. But I'm different!"
The bat mite said, "Are you on the CPU... or GPU or something? Anyway, this is complete nonsense."
He said, "You can't convince me that the game won't play by your rules, but by mine."
"But you at least have to give me a chance to fight you." Then he heard Batman say, "If Batman doesn't try to find intelligence and then use that intelligence to defeat his enemies, then why do I call myself Batman?"
"What exactly are you going to do?"
"You don't need to worry about me, just know that I will win. Now you must tell me how to use the power of the Dark Multiverse Dragon to break the effect of five-dimensional magic on the four-dimensional world."
Chen Tao said, "Zatana once commented that the power of you five-dimensional beings is essentially magic, and I need to know the anti-magic spells."
"There is no anti-curse. Our power is magic, but it is not entirely magic. It is the ability to modify reality, a higher-dimensional power. There is no real anti-curse for these powers."
The bat mite said, "If you really want to know, then I can teach you a little about how to use your Dark Multiverse Dragon abilities to alter reality."
So he did it, and after a while, Chen Tao nodded.
"I understand. Surprisingly simple."
The bat mite beside him revealed a smile unique to five-dimensional beings.
OvO.
"Alright, I've taught you how to operate. You can now slightly interfere with our five-dimensional divine power, but only a little. This is not enough to give you the power to resist. These are just some minor tricks, and they require 1/4 of a Dark Multiverse Dragon Rank to perform."
As the bat mite spoke, it asked expectantly:
"So what are you planning to do against me? What plan have you prepared beforehand? And what plan could possibly deal with a five-dimensional being? Batman always has a plan, I know all about these things, I'm really looking forward to it!"
"Watch closely."
He heard Batman's voice.
The next second, Chen Tao charged straight toward the Bride of Doomsday.
He passed through the transparent barrier; the technique the bat mite had taught him had worked.
He charged straight toward... uh, he charged straight toward the Bride of Doomsday.
He grabbed the Bride of Doomsday's head, but instead of attacking her, he pursed his lips and kissed her.
Oh, so it was a kiss, not a headbutt or an attack.
Wait, what did I just see?
"????"
For a moment, Batman didn't realize what was happening, and then he saw Batman and the Bride of Doomsday getting closer and closer to each other's mouths.
He wouldn't be so disgusting as to do something like that.
No one can accept Batman doing something so disgusting. That's utterly out of character (OOC), shattering Batman's heroic image.
Batman thought to himself that, but in the long time it would take for the Speed Force user to react, Batman kissed him without hesitation.
Getting closer and closer.
Getting closer.
No, what are you thinking? Are you really going to kiss this monster with a face full of bone spurs and wearing a wedding dress?
How could you bring yourself to eat that? Ugh!
Just thinking about what would happen if I actually kissed a bat mite makes me feel like I'm going to go blind.
The bat mite blushed when it saw Doomsday. Why are you blushing?
Oh wait, Batman threw some mud face at Doomsday's face. These creatures, in league with the nanobots, gave Doomsday two red bumps on his face.
That's even more disgusting, damn it.
He knew what Batman was doing; Batman was deliberately forcing him. He knew that as a Batman fan, he absolutely could not accept seeing this. Bat Mite wanted to use teleportation magic to send the Bride of Doomsday back to her own point in time...
Alright, the other party has just learned a new technique on how to stop five-dimensional magic.
"Quack, I don't want to see this!" The bat mite, nearly gouging its eyes out in frustration, finally yelled:
"Stop it! I give up!"
(End of this chapter)