blenderwars Chapter 125 Art is Patrick Star! Li Jing: I'll give it my all for progress!
Chapter 125 Art is Patrick Star! Li Jing: I'll give it my all for progress!
Xuan Du didn't hesitate to quickly put the gloves into his pocket.
At the same time, the cute expression on his face was completely gone.
He instantly reverted to his previous image as a wise and dignified teacher.
He coughed twice, and when he turned around, he saw that the sword was still raised.
Zhu Tianpeng's hands trembled slightly, and his face showed a look of terror.
Xuan Du began to explain, feeling rather embarrassed.
"My dear disciple, things are not as you imagine."
"I am a Great Luo Immortal, and I cannot be possessed. What happened just now was merely a side effect of the magic weapon."
"The magical artifacts crafted by your Uncle Zhao seem rather pathetic."
"In fact, the power of these magical treasures is quite remarkable."
"If you don't believe me, take a look at these rare and precious herbs!"
Xuan Du handed the upgraded magic weapon to Zhu Tianpeng.
Zhu Tianpeng still had an expression of disbelief on his face as he focused his divine sense.
"Hiss...this!"
Zhu Tianpeng couldn't help but gasp.
The fear on his face instantly turned into shock.
"The rare and precious materials have actually been elevated to a higher level, and even contain the vitality of creation?!"
Zhu Tianpeng was completely convinced and quickly put away his spirit sword.
He bowed deeply to Xuandu and began a frenzied praise session.
"Master is mighty! Master is all-powerful!"
"For his disciple's magic weapon, Master was willing to sacrifice his own glorious image."
"Your disciple is deeply moved!"
"Master, that last sentence about spicy soup was really something."
"That shout was truly powerful and inspiring, a real wake-up call!"
Xuandu listened to his disciple's flattery, though he felt something was off.
But I still felt quite satisfied; at least I wasn't completely dead.
He turned to look at Zhao Gongming and smiled.
"Junior brother, the materials are ready."
"Now it's up to you."
"Make my disciple a protective item too!"
Zhao Gongming accepted the upgraded version of the Nine Heavens Star River Divine Iron.
He patted his chest and guaranteed it.
"No problem, leave it to me!"
[Ding! High-grade refining material detected: Nine Heavens Galaxy Divine Iron (Enhanced Version)]
[Matching Solution: Can craft magical artifacts based on concepts such as explosion, art, and mental pollution]
Zhao Gongming took the materials, turned around, and went into the secret room.
……
A short while later, accompanied by an extremely unstable fluctuation of spiritual energy, Zhao Gongming pushed open the door and came out.
In his hand, there was a white ball.
It looks like soft, doughy clay.
There are also two funny eyes drawn on it.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully refined it!]
[Item Name: Exploding Clay (Deidara Limited Edition)]
[Rank: Acquired Merit Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]
[Conceptual Attribute: Ultimate Explosion - Forced Gua Sha!]
[Effect: Shape the clay into any shape and throw it to trigger a devastating explosion!]
The explosion will inflict damage on enemies, but it is guaranteed to be non-lethal!
[It's purely for torturing the enemy, to blast them to a crisp, leaving them questioning their existence!]
[Side effect: Late-stage chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) - Patrick Star's brilliance!]
[Restriction: The user must form hand seals when detonating!]
[Pose a fanatical, overly dramatic expression and yell out classic lines!]
"Art is Patrick Star! Drink!"
[Note: The intense light and mushroom cloud from the explosion will be forced into the shape of a giant Patrick Star, illuminating the entire sky!]
At the same time, the system's feedback reward also fell into Zhao Gongming's hands.
[Ding! Critical hit reward triggered!]
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Chaos Vermilion Fruit!]
"The Chaos Vermilion Fruit?"
Zhao Gongming was overjoyed.
This is a Chaos Spirit Fruit that is even more advanced than Zhen Yuanzi's Ginseng Fruit.
Eating one of them can not only greatly increase one's cultivation level.
It can even cleanse the soul; it's an absolutely top-tier natural treasure!
After putting away the reward, Zhao Gongming handed the clump of explosive clay to Zhu Tianpeng.
The effects and side effects were explained in detail.
I thought Zhu Tianpeng would be like the others.
I feel resistant to this shameful side effect.
Who knew!
The teenager didn't feel ashamed at all after hearing this.
Instead, his eyes lit up, and he was so excited that he was trembling all over!
"Is art just Patrick Star?!"
"That's so cool!"
"This is practically a magic weapon tailor-made for me!"
"Forget about being scary or not, as long as it's cool enough and the explosion is loud enough, that's all that matters!"
Zhu Tianpeng was in his teenage years, his mind filled with the fanaticism that explosions were art.
I took the clay and wanted to find a place to try it out.
Zhao Gongming looked at the child and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up.
"This kid has potential!"
"I was born to work with abstract art!"
Grand Master Xuandu, standing to the side, frowned slightly.
He looked around, somewhat confused.
"Tianpeng, this magic weapon is quite powerful."
"We are now at General Li's residence."
"If you try out your magic weapon here and blow up someone's house, wouldn't that be inappropriate?"
Exactly at this time.
I've just settled my three rebellious sons.
Li Jing changed into a clean set of clothes.
I happened to be passing by when I heard Xuandu's words.
How quick-witted was Li Jing?
When he looked at Grand Master Xuandu, he realized that he was the top disciple of the Xuanmen sect and the only remaining member of the Renjiao sect!
And the boy in front of me is Zhu Tianpeng.
He was actually accepted as a disciple by Xuandu.
Wouldn't that mean they are the future second-generation successors of the People's Education Press?
"This is an incredible opportunity!"
Li Jing's heart instantly burned with excitement.
"If I could establish a good relationship with this only son of the Christian church beforehand and do him a favor."
"From now on, I, Li Jing, and my three sons will live in the prehistoric world."
"Wouldn't that mean you can walk sideways with no worries, and have a limitless future!"
There was no way around it; Li Jing was just too eager to improve!
Thinking of this, Li Jing rushed out without hesitation.
With a broad smile, he patted his chest with an air of righteous indignation and said...
"Immortal Xuandu, it's alright, it's alright!"
"If the house is destroyed, we can just rebuild it!"
"My nephew wants to test his magic weapon? I, Li Jing, am happy to oblige!"
"I can practice with my junior apprentice and be a live target!"
Xuandu looked at Li Jing with some surprise.
"General Li, that's an abstract magic weapon crafted by Junior Brother Zhao."
"The power is bizarre; are you sure you want to try it?"
Li Jing's expression changed slightly.
He remembered being forced to dance by his eldest son earlier.
He was brutally beaten by his second son's double and relentlessly attacked by his third son, looking utterly miserable.
But the thought of making friends with people from the People's Education...
Li Jing gritted his teeth, a resolute glint in his eyes.
"Let's do it! What's a beating if it means making progress!"
"Rest assured, Immortal, I will suppress my cultivation level to be equal to my junior disciple's; it will be absolutely fair!"
Seeing Li Jing's initiative, Zhao Gongming was delighted.
"General Li is such a good man!"
"You're the perfect quality inspector for these magical artifacts!"
Zhao Gongming skillfully took out the recording stone.
He found the perfect angle and shouted with a mischievous grin.
"On your marks, Action!"
In the center of the courtyard, Li Jing suppressed his cultivation and stood ready for battle.
Zhu Tianpeng on the opposite side could no longer suppress his chuunibyou (adolescent delusions of grandeur) spirit.
He plucked a small piece from the clay.
He shaped it into the form of a small bird and threw it at Li Jing.
Then, Zhu Tianpeng formed an extremely cool hand seal with his hands.
A fanatical and morbid smile appeared on his face as he roared to the sky.
"Experience the charm of art!"
"Art is Patrick Star!"
"drink!!!"
Rumble!!!
A deafening explosion resounded within the General's Mansion!
That little clay bird.
It instantly unleashed power comparable to the divine abilities of a Golden Immortal!
Even more outrageous was the blinding white light and the mushroom cloud that shot into the sky from the explosion.
It twisted and deformed in mid-air.
It eventually transformed into something enormous.
A pink Patrick Star shape!
The giant Patrick Star shone brightly in the sky.
It illuminated the entire Chentang Pass, as if mocking the creatures below.
"ah!!!"
Li Jing, who was at the center of the explosion, let out his fourth scream of the day.
The relentless bombardment lasted for the time it takes for an incense stick to burn.
When the smoke and dust cleared.
Li Jing lay stiffly in the deep pit, his entire body charred black.
His hair was blown into an afro.
He was still blowing black smoke rings out of his mouth.
Although he didn't die, he was definitely tortured terribly.
"Wow, that's so cool!"
Zhu Tianpeng jumped and bounced excitedly.
Grand Master Xuandu looked at Li Jing in the pit.
Feeling somewhat reluctant, I stepped forward and bowed to express my gratitude.
"Many thanks to General Li for his righteous assistance!"
"I will remember this favor!"
"Tianpeng has just embarked on the path of immortality, and I am preparing to take him on a journey of cultivation."
"Read ten thousand books and travel ten thousand miles, so I won't bother you any longer."
"Goodbye!"
Having said that, Xuandu, along with an excited Zhu Tianpeng, transformed into a stream of light and departed.
Li Jing, who was in the pit, remembered Xuandu's words about human kindness.
He managed to tug at the corner of his charred mouth with difficulty.
"puff……"
He exhaled a puff of smoke, his face showing a look that was more like crying.
But his face was filled with a relieved smile as he murmured weakly.
"It was worth it..."
"I'd like to make the head disciple of the sect owe me a favor..."
"This fried food...it was worth it!"
Zhao Gongming put away the photo stone and looked at the general who was too eager to advance, feeling both amused and exasperated.
Just then, the communication jade slip at Zhao Gongming's waist lit up.
The voice of Jade Cauldron Immortal could be heard.
"Junior brother, where did you run off to?"
"Come quickly to Peach Mountain! The disciples are waiting for the magic weapon!"
Zhao Gongming waved to Li Jing, who was in the pit.
"General Li, take good care of your injuries."
"Senior Brother Yu Ding is calling me, so I'm leaving too!"
Whoosh!
Zhao Gongming used the Heaven and Earth Shifting Talisman.
They vanished from their spot in an instant, heading straight for Peach Mountain.