blenderwars Chapter 126 Clean and Hygienic! Yang Jian: Is this some kind of magic weapon for human use?!
Chapter 126 Clean and Hygienic! Yang Jian: Is this some kind of magic weapon for human use?!
Zhao Gongming instantly arrived at the paradise of Taoshan.
He slowly descended from the clouds, looking at Yu Ding with his three disciples.
Several people stood neatly at the entrance of the courtyard to greet them.
Yu Ding's face was full of smiles, looking very radiant, just like a treacherous minister.
Zhao Gongming stopped, narrowed his eyes slightly, examined the jade cauldron, and spoke directly.
"Senior brother, there's something wrong with your smile."
"Unsolicited kindness is always suspicious; what are you up to?"
Yu Ding chuckled and continued rubbing his hands together like a fly.
"Junior brother, oh junior brother, what I gave you was a wall calendar!"
Zhao Gongming waved his hand dismissively, a smile on his face.
"It's alright, Junior Brother won't remember. But don't worry, he's not one to hold grudges!"
Yu Ding also reached out and gently patted Zhao Gongming's shoulder.
He casually pulled his three disciples, Yang Jiao, Yang Jian, and Yang Chan, to his side.
"Junior brother, my three disciples have now begun their journey into the path of immortality."
"They don't have any suitable weapons yet, and it just so happens that you agreed to help them forge abstract magical artifacts."
"Junior brother is usually very loyal and righteous, he certainly hasn't forgotten, right?"
Zhao Gongming couldn't help but laugh and shook his head.
"How could I possibly forget these things, Senior Brother?"
"As long as you have enough rare and precious herbs, you will definitely satisfy the three little ones today."
Yu Ding was also all smiles, clearly having been prepared in advance.
They quickly took out three rare and precious natural treasures that they had kept for a long time.
Ten Thousand Years of Yellow Spring Mud, Purple Gold Heaven-Swallowing Bowl, and Nine Heavens Mysterious Maiden's Rainbow Silk!
[Ding! Three high-level refining materials detected]
[Matching Solution: A powerful tool for crafting abstract class concepts!]
"All done!"
Zhao Gongming took the materials and went directly into an empty room in the Yang residence.
He summoned the Nine Dragon Cauldron and began his secluded cultivation to refine the weapon.
……
Forty-nine days later.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Three beams of precious light shot into the sky.
Zhao Gongming walked out with a radiant face.
He was holding three uniquely designed magical artifacts in his hands.
"Come on, let's distribute the gear!"
Zhao Gongming walked up to his burly elder brother, Yang Jiao.
He handed over a large rice bowl that looked like it was made of stainless steel.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully refined it!]
【Item Name: Clean and Hygienic Rice Bowl (Ganges Water Limited Edition)】
[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]
[Conceptual Attribute: Gut Destruction - Breath-Holding Challenge!]
[Effect: Unleashes a food bowl, which automatically generates a lump of indescribable, mysterious food, which is then forcibly stuffed into the enemy's mouth!]
[Once the enemy eats it, their stomach and intestines will churn instantly, causing severe diarrhea!]
Whether or not the enemy can hold back their outburst depends entirely on their endurance!
[A torment of both pure physics and dignity!]
[Side effect: Food blogger - sharing joys and sorrows!]
[Limitation: You'll inflict heavy damage on both sides!]
The user must also consume a bite of this mysterious food and test their endurance against the opponent!
[At the same time, before eating, you must hold your rice bowl and shout it out in an extremely bold tone!]
"Clean and hygienic, guys, but it's a little smelly!"
Yang Jiao looked at the greasy rice bowl.
My throat tightened, and I felt my stomach churning.
Immediately afterwards, Zhao Gongming walked up to Yang Jian, the future God of War.
What he handed over was a piece with a large hole in it.
It looked even more dilapidated than Yang Jiao's begging bowl.
[Magic Item Name: The Rice Bowl for Getting Food (Gold Medal Instructor Version)]
[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]
[Conceptual Attribute: Forced Disarming - Bring it on!]
[Effect: Simply by holding this rice bowl, you can directly take the enemy's magical treasures, weapons, and even their supernatural abilities into your own bowl!]
Instantly disable the enemy's weapons and spellcasting abilities!
[Although you can't use the things they take, the main focus is on someone who can absolutely disarm you and is utterly disgusting!]
[Side effect: North American beggar/top lecturer!]
[Restriction: The user must be holding a broken bowl, displaying a dejected yet optimistic expression, and shout at the enemy!]
"Dinner's almost here, guys!"
Yang Jian looked down at the broken bowl in his hand.
That handsome, aloof face instantly cracked.
Finally, Zhao Gongming looked at his youngest sister, Yang Chan, with a kind expression.
He handed her a pink and delicate item.
A pleated skirt covered with lace and bows.
[Magic Item Name: Cute Girl Dress]
[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]
[Conceptual Attribute: Ultimate Moe - Lay Down the Butcher's Knife!]
[Effect: Wearing a skirt will make the user look adorable!]
This adorable power can directly penetrate the enemy's Dao heart and capture their mind!
[Instantly instill in the enemy an overwhelming sense of paternal, maternal, and loving affection, rendering them completely unable to attack!]
[She might even kneel on the ground and repent, saying, "I deserve to die! How could I have laid a hand on such an adorable child!"]
[Side effect: Otaku Dancer - Bewitching Sounds.]
[Restriction: Users must perform an adorable otaku dance while loudly singing that mind-polluting background music in a high-pitched, exaggerated voice!]
"Let's become cute girls, cute girls, cute girls, cute girls!"
"Learn from me and do even better!"
"..."
After the three magical treasures were distributed...
The system's reward was then credited to the account.
[Ding! Triple critical hit reward triggered!]
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Chaos Vermilion Fruit (three)!]
Zhao Gongming put away the three Chaos Vermilion Fruits with satisfaction.
He turned around, looked at the three children in front of him, and said earnestly.
"How is it? Are you satisfied with the magical artifacts that your martial uncle tailored specifically for you?"
"This is a concept-level divine artifact that contains profound truths!"
"With these, you'll be able to roam freely throughout the prehistoric world!"
At this moment, the courtyard was filled with extremely polarized reactions.
The youngest, Yang Chan, was holding the pink dress.
With stars twinkling in its eyes, it excitedly spun around.
"Wow, what a pretty little dress!"
"Thank you, Uncle Zhao! Chan'er loves it!"
"Singing and dancing are Chan'er's best skills!"
The little girl was naturally innocent and carefree.
This is a magic weapon that can make you more adorable.
Not only did they not resist it, they loved it so much they couldn't put it down.
However, Yang Jiao and Yang Jian were standing nearby.
He was struck dumb, completely petrified.
Yang Jiao carried the greasy yet clean and hygienic rice bowl.
I imagined myself facing the enemy.
While eating an unidentified object, he clenched his legs and frantically tried to hold in his poop.
They also had to shout about how clean and hygienic the scene was...
Yang Jian looked at the chipped beggar's bowl in his hand, his face filled with despair.
The two brothers turned their heads stiffly and looked at each other.
They are all in each other's eyes.
I saw a deep sense of despair and fear.
And a deep skepticism about the world.
Yang Jian took a deep breath, his hands trembling violently.
He looked at Jade Cauldron Immortal, then at Zhao Gongming.
It raised a question from the depths of the soul.
"Master... Uncle Zhao..."
"This is fucking..."
"Is this really a magic weapon for human use?!"