blenderwars Chapter 126 Sarutobi Asuma: His head is green
Chapter 126 Sarutobi Asuma: His head is green
Chapter 126 Sarutobi Asuma: His head is green
The Konoha ninja had completely forgotten about it and was sweating with embarrassment as he apologized.
Fortunately, the barrage of comments in the sky kept attracting everyone's attention:
[Speaking of Utakata and Hotaru, shouldn't we also mention Hayate Gekko and Yugao Uzuki?] 19634 people liked this. Chunin Exams Timeline—
Because this timeline is the most chaotic of all the current timelines, almost all Konoha ninjas who were not on missions were urgently recalled.
To provide guidance to those old-fashioned people who have been out of touch with the times for forty, fifty, or even fifty or sixty years.
You wouldn't believe it, would you? The father of the Third Hokage was so scared by the flush toilet that he ran off without even pulling up his pants.
Afterwards, he even complained to his friend Tobirama Senju: "Why don't you talk to your own son?!"
Sarutobi Sasuke: Isn't it because he looks like my father now? There's a generation gap, isn't there? Tobirama Senju:
"..."
Another awkward thing is that every time Tobirama calls his friend's name, usually two people will turn around, and what's annoying is that one of them is the Uchiha.
Of course, the most important thing is to ensure that the Uchiha clan does not cause trouble.
Fortunately, many powerful Uchiha ninjas who cared deeply for the village, such as Uchiha Kagami, Uchiha Chiri, and Uchiha Shisui, were resurrected. By combining their strength, the thinking of most of the neutral Uchiha clan members gradually changed.
Seeing that Madara Uchiha had no intention of making a move, the hawks could only continue to endure.
Moreover, as mentioned in the comments, Konoha's wariness of the Uchiha clan wasn't unfounded, since the second Nine-Tails attack was indeed caused by the Uchiha.
Although they were unconvinced, the Uchiha were not entirely without sense of right and wrong.
On the other side, seeing their names appear in the comments, Gekko Hayate and Uzuki Yugao happen to meet during their respective missions. The couple, deeply in love, are enjoying a small, sweet moment.
But then I saw the comments continue:
[After the Chunin Exams arc in Naruto was called the Shippuden arc, how many of you, like me, thought that Hayate Gekko would be resurrected?]
16541人觉得很赞【我我我！】6541人觉得很赞【我也以为疾风会复活，结果空欢喜。】12793人觉得很赞【疾风传死疾风！我可真踏马服了！！】13969人觉得很赞【所以博人传最后才让博人这幺惨吗？全忍界追杀通缉他！真是应了那句地狱笑：疾风传死疾风，博人传死什幺？】9984人觉得很赞博人传时间线一宇智波佐助死死盯着那条弹幕！博人会被全忍界追杀通缉？！
He couldn't fathom how Boruto could have done something so serious that he was being hunted down and wanted by the entire ninja world!
Sasuke recalled that even when he attacked the Five Kage Summit and caused the Fourth Raikage to permanently lose an arm, he hadn't been hunted down and wanted by the entire ninja world!
Meanwhile, in the Chunin Exams timeline, Uzuki Yugao's expression changed drastically!
Did they think Hayate Gekko would be resurrected after the Chunin Exams?!
Doesn't this mean Hayate Gekko will die during the Chunin Exams?!
Hayate Gekko was also surprised. The first round of the Chunin Exams was already over, which meant that he would probably die during the second or third round.
"This feeling of knowing your death date in advance is really...cough...strange," Moonlight Gale said.
The resurrected Tobirama Senju happened to be near the two of them.
Looking at Moonlight Gale's sickly body, how he coughed and gasped for breath every time he spoke, he remarked, "Your condition isn't really that strange anymore, is it?"
Hayate Gekko: "Cough cough—. Second Hokage—cough, don't let my appearance fool you—cough cough, my body is actually still quite good." Tobirama Senju: "Isn't this just blatant lying? If this body can be called 'still good,' then what about my brother's ability to recover from severe injuries without hand seals?!"
Tobirama Senju: "You should still take some time to report to Konoha Hospital—"
After the Second Hokage finished speaking, he went to attend to his own business.
When Yugao Uzuki learned that Hayate Gekko was going to die, she turned pale with fright and completely lost her composure. Hayate Gekko tried to comfort her.
He assured her that he would be as careful as possible and that she shouldn't worry too much.
Besides, given Konoha's current size, with all the Hokage and Sengoku era leaders resurrected, what missions would they possibly have that would result in death? These resurrected, penniless leaders wouldn't need mission rewards, would they? Wouldn't they have to pay off their mortgages for the First Hokage?
[Is it true that it's especially easy for someone working in Konoha's Anbu to have their husband die?] 9871 people liked this. Konoha: What the heck?
Konoha Anbu: Shall we go?
[Look at Obito Uchiha, Shisui Uchiha, and Hayate Gekko—they all died young, but Kakashi, Itachi, and Yugao all had the titles of the Anbu's Three Flowers and the Widow Trio, didn't they?] 8913 people liked this. Kakashi in Konoha: "..—."
Itachi, who was heading towards Konoha: "..—.."
Right here is the Egg Moon Yugao: "...—
Uchiha Shisui, resurrected: "...
Obito Uchiha, far away in the Land of Rain: "..."
Right here, the moonlight whirlwind: "...—
Please give us basic respect, thank you.
Uzuki Yugao only needs to be afraid, but Kakashi and Itachi have to consider many more things—
"How many more times are they going to bring this up?"
Shisui sighed helplessly. He had originally applied to the Hokage, hoping to take Itachi's place in continuing the Akatsuki's surveillance mission.
But in reality, since they already know the Akatsuki's information through the comments, it doesn't really matter whether Itachi continues to be a spy; they can just let him come back.
As for the conflict between Itachi and the Uchiha clan, the Third Hokage said that it was because he had not handled the relationship between Konoha and the Uchiha well, and he would take responsibility for it.
Shisui was anxious to bring Itachi back, but the ninja world was so vast, and the Akatsuki's base was only in the Amegakure area, so Shisui couldn't rush it.
In the previous discussion, when this matter was mentioned, Uchiha Kagami, who had just been resurrected, was unaware of the truth and believed it to be true.
Uchiha Kagami even tried to make his smile as amiable as possible when he asked Shisui, "I didn't expect I'd already have a granddaughter-in-law. Want to meet up and have a meal together sometime?"
Of course, Uchiha Shisui wasn't the only one in an awkward situation.
On the other side, Sakumo Hatake was so nervous about meeting his daughter-in-law that he was at a loss for what to do.
Of course, the two were later told that there was nothing between them—a daughter-in-law and a granddaughter-in-law—but there were two rogue ninja from the Akatsuki.
The focus is still on men.
This is a huge misunderstanding. They have no idea what those "all-knowing gods" are thinking. Is their world really that open-minded?
[But later, didn't Kabuto, the master of fulfilling dreams, let Yugao and Gecko meet? To be honest, I think Yugao is the most beautiful female ninja in Konoha.] 19681 people liked this. [Tsunade is the most beautiful! Disagree? Bring it on!] 29941 people liked this. [I love Kurenai Yuhi, no arguments allowed.] 12696 people liked this. Miyano Chunin Exams Timeline—
Sarutobi Asuma is currently guarding the powerful figures born in the Sengoku period, together with Yuhi Kurenai.
Sarutobi Sasuke, who looks even younger than the bearded Sarutobi Asuma, is constantly being called "You Great Son Thief," which must be incredibly exhausting for him.
With such a lineup from Konoha, candidates from other ninja villages who came to take the exam certainly wouldn't dare to have even the slightest ulterior motive.
I'm afraid that Konoha could easily send a few big shots who can pilot Gundams, and they could wipe out not only their village, but even their entire country.
Konoha is incredibly strong right now—
Sarutobi Asuma took a deep drag of his cigarette, looking at the rows of comments in the sky:
【I love Kurenai Yuhi, no arguments allowed.】 9641 people liked this. 【I like both Kurenai Yuhi and Yugao Uzuki; they are the most feminine.】 9598 people liked this. 【Kurenai Yuhi is indeed beautiful, but it's a bit hard to believe her child looks like Shisui Uchiha.】 6549 people liked this, even though they know it's completely impossible.
But Sarutobi Asuma just felt a strange itch on his head.
Looks like I should find some time to have a meal with Uchiha Shisui and have a heart-to-heart talk or something.
Uchiha Shisui also saw these comments. He had never interacted with Kurenai Yuhi! How could those gods who know everything spread such rumors?!
This is not to break him and, Huai—
Wouldn't this ruin his relationship with Sarutobi Asuma?
[Speaking of Kurenai Yuhi and Asuma Sarutobi, Asuma's death was quite regrettable.] 9841 people liked this. [It's only human nature; I can't even imagine how many widows Konoha has.] 3217 people liked this. [I came here looking for resonance with this topic, but all I saw were you guys, hahaha.] 6219 people liked this. Konoha residents: "..———"
Listen to me, thank you! Because of you, Konoha has become known throughout the ninja world as a place to pick up widows! Damn it! There's nowhere to complain!!
Of course, Kurenai Yuhi, Shikamaru, Choji, and Namino from Asuma's team were the most anxious upon hearing the news of Asuma's death.
Secondly, there are Asuma's classmates. [The battle between Asuma's team and the reanimated Asuma was quite good; it was a chance to witness the growth of his three disciples.]
16489 people liked this: [Choji's Multiply Jutsu was pretty cool there.] 9541 people liked this: [It only lasts three minutes; he'll turn into a fat pig again soon.] 5491 people liked this: Choji's brow twitched: "Did I—see someone call me a fat pig?"
Shikamaru: "Quick! Cover Choji's eyes! Never mind! Shadow Imitation Technique!!"
Shikamaru used the Shadow Imitation Technique to control Choji, and then made Choji cover his eyes in accordance with his actions.
[Asuma had such a heavy smoking habit, but he quit for his child. His last words before dying were: "Can I smoke now?"] 19412 people liked this. [It's a bit sad to watch.] 16549 people liked this. [Asuma entrusted his jewel to Shikamaru; this kind of master-disciple bond passed down from generation to generation is a beautiful connection.] 5649 people liked this. [As I said before, there are too many regrets in the ninja world. Everyone has their own life, but we know more about some people's lives and less about others.] 19569 people liked this. [It's a pity that Asuma was resurrected by Edo Tensei and didn't get to see Kurenai Yuhi and Mirai Sarutobi.] 9782 people liked this. Mirai Sarutobi? Judging from the name, she's a daughter.
That's a nice name. She must be as pretty as Hong.
Asuma forcibly removed the knowledge that "Kurenai Yuhi's child looks like Uchiha Shisui" from his mind.
[I remember a fanfic where Sarutobi Mirai travels back to the past Konoha, saying she's looking for her father, but ends up being led to the Uchiha clan's territory lol] 6791 people liked this. [Hahahaha! Does Asuma feel like he's being cuckolded??] 9412 people liked this. Konoha Chunin Exams timeline -
Asuma threw away his cigarette butt and stood up. "Let's go talk to Shisui."
Kurenai glared at him angrily, "Isn't information about killing your enemy more important?!"
No, as a man, the former is obviously more important!
Of course, this was a joke. In order to put Red at ease, the two of them still tried their best to find the reason for Asuma's death from the clues in the comments.
[I've been waiting, why hasn't anyone mentioned Neji yet?!] 29431 people liked this. [Isn't this what we've been waiting for you to mention?] 9915 people liked this. [Isn't this what we've been waiting for you to mention?] 8631 people liked this. [Isn't this what we've been waiting for you to mention?] 6354 people liked this. Another three seconds of screen-dominating...
Those all-knowing gods really do like to plaster the entire sky with the same text all the time.
[Neji is truly my biggest regret!] 23671 people liked this. [Honestly, Neji's situation is arguably the most inappropriate in Naruto.] 39872 people liked this. Neji's situation is the most inappropriate in the entire Naruto series?! And nearly 40,000 people liked this?!
People in both the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline and the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline were stunned by these two comments.
The difference between the two timelines is that Neji in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline had just sacrificed himself to save Hinata and Naruto.
In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Neji has been resurrected because of Sasuke Uchiha's wish, which means he saw the comments on the screen with his own eyes!
[Agreed. Kishimoto said in an interview that it was to advance the romantic relationship between Naruto and Hinata. Just that one sentence caused many readers to turn against them, even though Hinata and Naruto were incredibly popular.] 19816 people liked this. [I remember Kishimoto's original words were that Neji was like Cupid for Naruto and Hinata.] 23496 people liked this. [This arrangement was a stroke of genius, causing Naruto and Hinata's reputation to plummet.] 24991 people liked this. For the sake of Naruto and Hinata's romantic relationship! They arranged for Neji to die?!
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Naruto and Hinata stared at the comments section in astonishment, their inner turmoil and unease making them even more determined not to look away!
The phrase "[A strategist's son is a strategist, a Hokage's son is a Hokage, and a scapegoat's son is a scapegoat.]" has been widely shared online. (6364 people liked this.) The phrase "[A strategist's son is a strategist, a Hokage's son is a Hokage, and a scapegoat's son is a scapegoat.]" has also been widely shared online. (2499 people liked this.)
"!!!"
Such straightforward language!
Even Naruto could understand it!
The advisor's son is an advisor! This refers to Nara Shikaku and Nara Shikamaru!
The Hokage's son is the Hokage! This refers to Namikaze Nemon and Uzumaki Naruto!
The scapegoat's son is the scapegoat! This refers to Hyuga Hizashi and Hyuga Neji!!