blenderwars Chapter 313 Madara Uchiha & Hashirama Te - Health Bar Empty
Chapter 313 Madara Uchiha & Hashirama Te - Health Bar Empty
Chapter 313 Madara Uchiha & Hashirama Senju - Health Bar Empty
He started with zero frames, and his words shocked many ninjas in the ninja world so much that they knelt down on the spot!
To my utter surprise! The singer wasn't the Second Hokage, nor Madara Uchiha, nor Tobirama Senju, the young man familiar to Izuna Uchiha!
"If saying it will only drive us apart, then let's just not say it at all."
It was Tobirama Senju's voice when he was eleven or twelve years old, before his voice changed!
The cute and soft voice of the young boy in this song is not a mechanical, monotonous recitation like reciting a ninja scroll.
Instead, it carries a childlike playfulness and a slight sense of complaint.
This song doesn't require watching the comments; even ninjas can understand the lyrics.
The Valley of the End Original Timeline—
"Singing this kind of song, aren't you disgusting?!"
Madara Uchiha suspected that he had goosebumps all over his body!
Tobirama Senju: "It wasn't really me singing!"
The woman's clear voice, like the tinkling of a spring, was not irritating.
But Madara Uchiha felt uncomfortable all over when he heard her voice!
He has been searching for a way to turn Tobirama back to normal, but so far there has been no better solution.
Izuna, who was left behind in the Uchiha clan's territory, also saw the video and heard Tobirama's Love Circulation. Izuna was so embarrassed for his opponent that he couldn't say a word.
On the other hand, the thought that Tobirama Senju would lose face because of this song gave me a strange sense of satisfaction from my revenge.
Unfortunately, because he was so familiar with Tobirama, he had the feeling that it was Tobirama singing to him!
But imagining Tobirama acting cute towards him, Izuna Uchiha felt a strange mix of pleasure and disgust. This feeling was incredibly subtle and peculiar; he even suspected that he and his brother actually shared some rather unusual little quirks in certain aspects.
"I've had the same worry, but something seems off~♪"
"Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. As long as my love is deeper than the sea and stronger than gold, I can accumulate sand into a tower and eventually become a Yamato Nadeshiko (ideal Japanese woman)~♪"
"W-This really is Tobirama singing?!"
Izuna didn't know if he was scared, disgusted, or genuinely charmed by the voice; his heart was pounding abnormally!
As long as my love is deeper than the sea and stronger than gold—
It can also accumulate like sand to form a tower, and eventually become a Yamato Nadeshiko (ideal Japanese woman).
hiss----
The timeline of Tobirama's death (but not a successful one): As Tobirama Senju's only Uchiha subordinate, Uchiha Kagami's feelings at this moment are indescribable, as if he had been punched hard in the chest by a ninja from Kumogakure —
Hiruzen Sarutobi thought he was bothered by the negative comments about the Uchiha clan in the previous live stream, so he patted Kagami on the shoulder to comfort him: "If you ever fall in love with someone in the future, you must tell us. We will do everything in our power to protect that person for you."
To prevent you Uchiha from going mad with love after losing the person you love.
Uchiha Kagami: "————"
In the original timeline of Valley of the End, when this song is sung, Tobirama Senju's voice as a teenager is cute and coquettish, as if he is complaining to someone in a low voice, but doesn't dare to get really angry.
"That's...that's terrifying!"
Izuna could hardly believe it; it was Tobirama who was singing this.
At the same time, Konoha Village, which had been shrouded in gloom under the rule of Madara Uchiha, was suddenly enveloped in pink bubbles—
It's not because of Tobirama Senju's teenage voice, but rather the special magic of "Renai Circulation"! This is a song that can make all Japanese otaku go crazy with glow sticks in hand!!
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Uchiha Izuna is already laughing so hard he's practically rolling on the floor!
It's no exaggeration to say that he really lay on the ground and pounded the ground!
Tobirama Senju was so embarrassed he was practically digging his toes into the ground!
While "Wujiapo" was also awkward, at least it wasn't as affected and pretentious as this song, "Love Circulation"!
"Why not find a female ninja to sing this song!" Tobirama Senju shouted at the VCR in the sky and the comments floating on it.
Hashirama Senju was reading the Bible as if he were reciting it!
His eyes seemed to sparkle as he watched the video.
"My dream love song—!!!"
Tobirama was shocked: "Huh?! What's wrong with you now, brother?" He was stunned! He wanted to tell his brother to stop acting up, but Hashirama really couldn't control himself!
Hashirama: "God! Grant me Sharingan! Let me copy this song and the adorable Tobirama from when he was a child!!!!"
Madara was both amused and exasperated. "Don't use our clan's bloodline limit for such a pointless thing!"
"You make my heart soar~♪ As long as you call my name~♪ My heart flies to the sky~♪"
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Hearing his own childhood voice, Tobirama Senju was so embarrassed he felt like he was about to die!
This soft, blissful feeling, this feeling that makes my heart soar to the heavens just by you calling my name—
There's always this inexplicable feeling—like those thoughts I kept hidden in my heart when I was a child, telling my older brother!
So embarrassing!! Even if I were to sing, I wouldn't sing this kind of song to my older brother!!!
"No! No! Calm down! Tobirama Senju! You need to calm down!"
Tobirama kept reminding himself that this thought only existed between him and his older brother! Nobody knew...
Nobody knows ————
In the comments section—
[Holy crap! The Second Hokage!] 10+ people liked this. [So cute! Where's the first aid kit? Give me a first aid kit!] 10+ people liked this. [Hashirama: Listen to the 'Oil Nest'!] 10+ people liked this. Amidst countless comments, the meaning of "Oil Nest" and "Standing" has probably been grasped, and the ninjas are blushing! They are repeatedly warning themselves! Those are the First Hokage and the Second Hokage! No matter how well-preserved this melon is, it's not something to be eaten!
I'll get hit by the Sea Release technique! I'll get beaten up by the Great Buddha!
No, but the Second Hokage as a child was completely different from the one now.
Is this the legendary case that "all creatures are cutest in their cub stage"?
[This is definitely Tobirama singing to Hashirama! I bet ten steamed buns!!] 10+ people think this is great. [The Senju brothers' relationship is so easy to monetize!] 10+ people think this is great. [Tobirama outwardly calls Hashirama an idiot, but he gets +1 to everyone who can only be associated with Hashirama.]
10+ people think this is great [Completely different from the overt madness of the Uchiha brothers] 10+ people think this is great Those Uchiha who had brothers remained silent —
What do you mean by "completely different from our overt madness"? How are we mad? We just produced one Uchiha Madara and one Uchiha Itachi, right?
To cover up his embarrassment, Madara Uchiha started making fun of Hashirama Senju.
"Will your younger brother really have moments like this?" Madara asked, listening to the lyrics of "Renai Circulation"—
Tobirama Senju in his youth:
【You're smiling~♪ Just that makes me smile~♪ Thank you, God~♪ Even if it's a cruel joke of fate~♪ Meeting him~♪ Makes me feel happy~♪】
He said incredulously, "I have seen what Tobirama was like when he was a child, but I can't feel any respect for you from him at all."
Not to mention paying attention to Hashirama like the lyrics suggest.
"That's because you have a huge misunderstanding of Tobirama! Madara!"
As he spoke, this great ninja god became so excited that he wiped away tears.
"It feels like I've gone back to my childhood! Little Tobirama was my salvation! Every time I went on a mission, I just wanted to finish it immediately and go home to kiss, hug, and lift Tobirama up high!!"
The ninjas of Konoha were in for a big surprise. They all turned their heads and looked at the cold-blooded strategist, the Second Hokage, with disbelief.
Madara Uchiha's eyes revealed his disdain.
Uchiha Izuna glanced at Senju Tobirama's reaction and, unsurprisingly, saw Tobirama's miserable state of being unable to live or die. He continued to lie on the ground, pounding the ground and laughing loudly.
Kawarama and Itama were used to it, but the other three Uchiha brothers were puzzled: "Are you Senju brothers really this lovey-dovey?"
Kawarama: "Shouldn't we say that Hashirama and the rest of us are quite attached to Tobirama? Isn't that the case in your family?"
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Madara's other three younger brothers thought for a moment, "We and Izuna seem to be quite attached to Madara, after all, he's the eldest brother, right?"
"Uh-huh."
After Togakushi finished speaking, he looked at his two younger brothers, Myoko and Kuroko, who nodded repeatedly.
Speaking of this, Madara Uchiha couldn't stand Hashirama's spineless attitude: "What kind of image does it make for you, the eldest brother, to rely on your younger brother?"
"But Tobirama is so reliable!" Hashirama protested, pointing to the VCR in the sky. "When we were kids, Tobirama used this adorable voice to lecture me, and even when he was angry, it was all so soft and fluffy, like his fur collar!"
Naruto, standing not far away, overheard Hashirama and Madara chatting and whispered to Sasuke and Sakura beside him, "I think I saw a comment saying that the Second Hokage is actually a monster, and his true form is his fur collar!"
Sakura noticed something suspicious, and she whispered to Naruto and Sasuke, "The Second Hokage didn't stop the First Hokage from saying those things—"
Naruto's loud voice: "Oh! I get it! Because the Second Hokage also wants to hear his brother praise him!!"
Tobirama Senju: "Ugh—!!"
They thought their social demise was the end, but the all-knowing gods always find ways to make things even more awkward.
When singing it again after the first time.
The VCR suddenly changed to an animation of young Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha dancing!
This time, it wasn't just Hashirama Senju who went crazy cheering for Ca! Madara Uchiha also showed off his Sharingan and recorded it first!
Izuna, who was originally laughing, could no longer laugh.
And this dance move is excessively cute!
Even Uchiha Sasuke, who looks almost exactly like Uchiha Izuna, was affected!
It was as if they were dancing and the whole world was watching! The Uchiha's heavy idol image was almost the last straw that broke the camel's back!
Dancing alone wouldn't be a problem, but what was Tobirama Senju singing?!
"So soft~♪ So soft~♪ I just floated up~♪"
"Seeing you smile~♪ That's all~♪ Makes me happy~♪"
Tobirama and Izuna, who are probably not even a thousand years old, jumped around on the stage, making all sorts of cute and coquettish gestures.
"Adorable~♪ Song Na~♪ Clamping the microphone~♪ Someone~♪ Song Na~♪ Clamping the hula~♪"
"But this won't do~♪ That won't work either, you see~♪"
The only timeline for the breakup in Namikawa is this one, where Tobirama and Izuna are at the age shown in the VCR.
She looks so soft and easy to bully, and she doesn't even have those two monster-like older brothers to protect her!
Daimyo: "How about we issue a mission and have those two ninja clans send these two children over? At least they won't die if they stay with me."
Attendant: "————" But I think if this mission is sent out, you'll be the one who dies.
Of course, the servant dared to think these words but dared not say them aloud.
The young Tobirama and Izuna, both residing in the Senju and Uchiha clan territories respectively, spontaneously erupted in this dance! Were they being trained as dancers?!
Wasn't the competition for a songstress?!
Koizumi Na, who has never sung a song before, was wiping his ninja sword.
"Nothing good ever comes from being with Tobirama Senju! I'll definitely kill him next time we meet!!"
"I miss you~♪ But these memories are melting me~♪"
"Please keep looking at me like this forever~♪ Forever~♪ Forever~♪"
Timeline of the First Five Kage Summit —
Hashirama leaned against the windowsill of the Hokage Building, envying the Uchiha clan members who possessed the Sharingan, which could record everything.
The head of the Shimura clan suggested, "If all else fails, you can pay out of your own pocket to ask the Uchiha to record the footage for you, and then have them show it to you when you want to watch it."
"!!!" Hashirama, before he could even finish the word "smart" (or "intelligence"), was scolded by Tobirama Senju.
"Idiot! How could you let your brother fall into the Uchiha's genjutsu on purpose?! Do you know how dangerous that is?!"
Thinking about it, Chief Shimura quickly apologized, asking the First Hokage to forget his idea, then handed in his mission report and hurriedly left.
The First Hokage wept, "Could Tobirama learn this song and sing it for our elder brother?" He clasped his hands together and raised them above his head. Hashirama lowered his valuable but utterly undignified head: "This is our elder brother's lifelong request!!"
"Well!!"
Tobirama Senju took a step back, Hashirama Senju took a step forward, until Tobirama Senju was backed into a corner with nowhere left to retreat.
"Thank you, God! Even if it's a cruel joke of fate!"
"My encounter with him ~♪ made me feel happy ~♪"
Chunin Exams Timeline —
Hashirama and Madara were outside, and the sight of their two younger brothers dancing, along with the song "Renai Circulation," melted their hearts.
Although the song was sung by Tobirama, Madara did not react to Tobirama Senju's voice in his youth. Instead, watching Izuna dancing and his mouth opening and closing, he felt as if the song was also sung by Izuna.
Just like a kitten newly released from its stall! So cute! No wonder he's my little brother!!
Madara Uchiha, such a legendary ninja, the "Shura of the Ninja World," the "Dancing King of Konoha"—clutching his heart—
Oh no, my heart is beating too fast!
Hashirama next to him was doing the exact same thing!
The comments seemed to express their true feelings: "[Like a black cat and a white cat!]" (10+ people liked this) "[Not recommended to show this in front of Hashirama and Madara, because it's too cute, they can't handle it!]" (10+ people liked this) "[But they probably saw it, isn't the Second Hokage going to say something? His feelings for his brother have been seen!]" (10+ people liked this) Tobirama Senju: My head hurts!!
[It didn't say it was sung for Hashirama, right? What if it was sung for Madara Uchiha?] 10+ people liked this. Tobirama Senju: "Shut up!!"
Madara Uchiha: "How is this possible?!"
[Hahahaha! You disgusted two people at once!] 10+ people liked this, Tobirama Senju:
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Uchiha Madara:
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It must be said that those all-knowing gods knew how to torment them.
[Are Tobirama and Izuna being affectionate with Hashirama and Madara?! I think I understand why Madara went crazy after Izuna died.] 10+ people liked this. Uchiha Madara looked unhappy and glared fiercely at Senju Tobirama. Tobirama, seeing that he wasn't using his Sharingan, glared back without hesitation.
Is the lyric "My heart has fallen deeper and deeper for you" really okay? 10+ people think it's great. "Hashirama and Madara aren't saying anything, are their health bars empty?" 10+ people think it's great, it's pretty much right.
They didn't have much energy to read the comments; their eyes were fixed on Tobirama and Izuna kicking their short legs and swinging their chubby little arms.
[In the world of Naruto, everyone's a brother-complex/sister-complex character. If all the younger brothers and sisters sang a song together, I feel like the older brothers in the ninja world would have an explosive time!] 10+ people think this is awesome! Ninja World—
Everyone with younger siblings, everyone with older siblings, fell silent.
The older siblings mentioned here include, but are not limited to: Hashirama Senju, Madara Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, Ibiki Morino, Neji Hyuga, the Fourth Raikage, Urushi, Shin, Hinata Hyuga, Tobirama Senju, Izuna Uchiha, Shisui Uchiha, Kankuro, and Temari. (The author then imagines their younger siblings dancing together.)
Aside from the Fourth Raikage being a bit of a headache, everyone else is just too cute.
[Isn't the Second Hokage's face absolutely red right now?] Over 10 people liked this comment. Everyone looked at Tobirama Senju because of this comment; his face did indeed look like he was drunk.
In the distant timeline of the Valley of the End, Madara Uchiha is accompanied only by Tobirama Senju, who has been transformed into a woman.
He glanced to the side, and...
Madara Uchiha quickly turned his head back.
[Amazing! As expected of Konoha's songstress!] 10+ people think it's great. [Ninja world songstress Tobirama Senju, ninja world dance king Madara Uchiha, is there any suspense left in this topic?] 10+ people think it's great. [Tobirama, turn around, don't worry about what you're doing.] 10+ people think it's great. [This song is so sweet, young Tobirama and young Izuna are like honey.] 10+ people think it's great. [How can they be so cute? Black guy with a question mark face.jpg, is this really the same Tobirama I can't beat in a one-on-one fight in the arena?] 10+ people think it's great. After the song ended, the barrage was flooded with comments like "So cute!", "Uchiha Madara entered the live stream", "Hashirama Senju entered the live stream", each with 10 views.
There were even comments questioning Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju's hearts, as if they had thoroughly understood the humanity of Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju across different timelines.
For example, in the timeline of Tobirama's death, Madara watched the adorable Izuna dancing in front of him and was too lazy to even bother with the easy wins. He stared at the VCR with his Eternal Kaleidoscope Sharingan without blinking.
[VCR Recommendation - The Cruel Angel's Action Plan]
[Singer——]