blenderwars Chapter 128 The Pupae! Haotian: Have you ever seen a human using a magical artifact?!
Chapter 128 The Pupae! Haotian: Have you ever seen a human using a magical artifact?!
Yang Jian took a deep breath, forcibly suppressing the shame in his heart.
He shouted at Yang Jiao, who had just been released from the woods not far away.
"Big brother, stand still!"
"I'm about to use my secret weapon, get ready!"
Upon hearing this, Yang Jiao immediately perked up, his eyes filled with anticipation.
He gripped the clean, hygienic food bowl tightly in his hand.
He thought to himself, feeling both lingering fear and utter confidence.
"The power of my rice bowl is a soul-crushing test of your sphincter muscles!"
"My second brother's broken bowl looks like it has a big crack in it."
"I wonder what kind of miraculous effects it might have?"
"Come on!" Yang Jiao got into a fighting stance, ready for battle.
Yang Jian was seen holding the tattered beggar's bowl in both hands.
He took a deep breath and forced a look of dejection yet optimism onto his face.
He suddenly thrust the broken bowl forward and roared.
"Dinner's almost here, guys!"
hum!
A strange, opportunistic principle of "borrowing" suddenly erupted.
Yang Jiao felt a numbness in his wrist.
Swish!
The greasy, clean, hygienic rice bowl in his hand.
It flew out of his hand without warning, turning into a streak of light.
It landed steadily next to the broken bowl in Yang Jian's hand!
"Holy crap?!"
Yang Jiao maintained the posture of holding the rice bowl.
Looking at his empty hands.
He was completely stunned and at a loss.
"Where is my magic weapon?"
"My rice bowl is so big?!"
Without the magic weapon, combat power is naturally greatly reduced.
Yang Jiao stood there, looking like a tiger with its teeth pulled out.
Seeing this scene.
Yang Jian nodded slightly in satisfaction.
A shrewd smile curled at the corner of his mouth.
"really!"
"Master said that nowadays, almost everyone in the prehistoric world has an abstract magic weapon."
"When they start fighting, it's like a chaotic free-for-all."
"If you don't want to die along with the society."
"My magic weapon is clearly the best choice!"
"With just one shout of begging, I can disarm the enemy's abstract magic weapon."
"If I prevent them from using abstract power, then I will be invincible!"
The more Yang Jian thought about it, the more he felt that the broken bowl was a magical artifact.
It's simply a powerful tool against abstraction!
The two put away their magical artifacts and bowed to Zhao Gongming in gratitude.
"Thank you so much, Uncle Zhao, for bestowing this treasure!"
At this moment, Yang Chan, the youngest, came skipping and hopping over.
Clutching the pink dress in her hand, her face was full of excitement.
"Big brother, second brother, it's my turn! It's my turn!"
"I want to try out my secret weapon too!"
Yang Jiao is a notorious doting brother.
Looking at his adorable little sister, he immediately patted his chest and made a grand promise to take on the responsibility.
"Come here, Chan'er, use it on your eldest brother!"
"Big Brother's skin is tough, he can handle it!"
Yang Chan happily agreed.
She immediately changed into that cute girl dress.
hum!
The dynamic and extremely catchy background music for otaku dances started playing instantly.
Yang Chan was naturally beautiful and delicate.
Wearing this dress now makes her even cuter.
She was dancing a cute homebody dance.
She sang loudly in a cloyingly sweet, high-pitched voice.
"Let's become cute girls!"
"Cute girl! Cute girl! Cute girl!"
"Learn from me and do even better!"
boom!
A conceptual level of mental shock that is the ultimate in cuteness.
It struck Yang Jiao instantly.
"Well……"
Yang Jiao, a burly man who was eight feet tall and had the vigor of a dragon, suddenly stiffened.
Then, in his large, bell-like eyes...
Tears welled up in my eyes from emotion.
His entire body radiated an extremely rich and loving glow!
Pfft!
Yang Jiao knelt down on the ground, covering his face with his hands.
He began to weep bitterly and repent.
"Waaaaah..."
"I'm so damn stupid!!"
"How could I have actually considered hitting such a cute and adorable little sister?"
"I'm such a beast!"
"Chan'er, I was wrong. I'd give my life for you!"
Looking at Yang Jiao kneeling on the ground, crying like a 200-pound child.
Both Yu Ding Zhenren and Yang Jian gasped in shock.
"Wow, this magic weapon is terrifying!"
"To destroy the enemy's fighting spirit without shedding blood, and forcibly reform them?!"
Master Yu Ding stroked his beard and laughed heartily, praising him repeatedly.
"Very well, from now on, you three disciples will travel the prehistoric world."
"These three magical treasures work together."
"Now I don't have to worry about you being bullied anymore!"
Just as everyone was enjoying themselves,
"Cough cough."
A dignified voice, tinged with a hint of resentment.
It rang in Zhao Gongming's ears without warning.
"Nephew, you've finished refining it for all three of them."
"When will you forge the promised magical artifact for me?"
Holy crap!
Zhao Gongming was startled.
He jumped up on the spot and turned around to look.
Haotian was already standing behind him.
She stared at him blankly, her face expressionless.
"Master...Master Uncle?!"
"You walked without making a sound, didn't you? You scared me to death!"
Upon seeing this, Master Yuding and Yang Jiao quickly bowed respectfully.
"Greetings, Uncle-Master Haotian!"
"Greetings, Uncle!"
However, Yang Jian and Yang Chan are two vengeful little devils.
But he put his hands on his hips and pointed angrily at Haotian.
"Hmph, you bad person!"
"Are you trying to bully us again?"
Haotian's face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
Yang Jian, like a newborn calf unafraid of a tiger, raised the broken bowl in his hand.
He was about to unleash the "Time to Eat Again" spell on Haotian.
"Bad guy, take this!"
Haotian snorted coldly, without even using his magic power.
He simply flicked his sleeve casually.
boom!
Yang Jian is just like a little chick.
He was flung away by a gentle gust of wind.
It rolled around on the grass twice before stopping.
Haotian looked down at him and said arrogantly.
"With your meager skills, you dare to attack me?"
"If you want to defeat me, you'd better practice more!"
Having said that, Haotian grabbed Zhao Gongming's shoulder and said in a way that left no room for refusal.
"Come, follow me to the Purple Cloud Palace!"
"Quickly forge my magical treasure!"
Whoosh!
The two vanished from the spot in an instant.
……
Thirty-three heavens away, in a side hall of the Purple Cloud Palace.
Haotian couldn't wait to take out a piece.
The Chaos Shadow Skin exudes an aura of endless shadow laws and mockery.
"Nephew, the materials are here!"
"My requirements are simple: I must be able to control you forcefully, and it must be extremely humiliating!"
"It would be best to thoroughly humiliate those disobedient troublemakers!"
[Ding! High-grade refining material detected: Chaotic Shadow Skin!]
[Matching Scheme: Can craft artifacts with Shadow Strike/Hard Control/Mental Shame attributes!]
Zhao Gongming took the materials, readily agreed, and immediately started refining them.
Forty-nine days later.
A black, retro-style garment.
Even leather jackets with a touch of alternative style are fresh off the press!
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully refined it!]
[Item Name: Lone Warrior's Leather Jacket]
[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]
[Conceptual Attribute: King of the Dark Alleys - Crazy Face-Slapping!]
[Effect: Put on a leather jacket and instantly dominate the entire scene!]
[The enemy will be immobilized, and simultaneously, countless black hands will emerge from the shadows surrounding them!]
[He unleashed a flurry of powerful, relentless blows to the enemy's face, the sound of the blows echoing loudly!]
This attack isn't fatal, but it's extremely insulting and specifically designed to slap you in the face!
[Side effect: The Pupae - Dancing Alone in the Dark Alley!]
[Restriction: The user must lie prone on the ground while activating the magical artifact!]
[Like a maggot, frantically crawling on the ground!]
[Dialogue: While crawling on the pupae, one must also sing the battle song at the top of one's lungs, with all one's might and emotion!]
"I love you when you walk alone through dark alleys, I love your unyielding spirit!"
"I've faced despair with love, but I refuse to shed a single tear!"
"Go? Do you deserve it? That tattered cloak!"
The moment the magic weapon was formed.
A vast and boundless golden light of merit, powerful enough to measure the heavens and the earth, exploded in Zhao Gongming's sea of consciousness!
[Ding! Supreme God-level Critical Strike Triggered!]
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Acquired Merit Treasure: Primordial Measuring Ruler!]
"Holy crap!"
Zhao Gongming's heart skipped a beat, and he almost cried out.
The Primordial Measuring Ruler!
This is the number one deadly treasure acquired after birth, on par with the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Exquisite Pagoda!
It kills without incurring any karmic consequences, and its power is comparable to a supreme innate treasure!
"System Daddy, you're my real daddy!"
Zhao Gongming suppressed his overwhelming joy.
He took the leather jacket and walked out of the weapon-refining room.
……
Inside the hall, Zhao Gongming handed the leather jacket to Haotian.
And it will have the effect of slapping people in the face.
The side effects, such as the maggot-like pupae, were described in detail.
After listening, Haotian's face was filled with imperial majesty.
It turned black at a speed visible to the naked eye, becoming as black as the bottom of a pot.
He held the leather jacket in his hand, imagining himself as the dignified disciple of the Dao Ancestor.
He lay prone on the floor of the Lingxiao Palace.
It's like a maggot, pupating on one side.
The image of someone singing "I Love You" while walking alone through a dark alley...
"Crunch! Crunch!"
Haotian gritted his teeth so hard they made a grinding sound.
He stared intently at Zhao Gongming and squeezed out a sentence through gritted teeth.
"Nephew... tell me honestly..."
Have you ever seen a magical artifact used by a human?!
Zhao Gongming remained completely calm in the face of Haotian's death stare.
He calmly spread his hands.
He shrugged and retorted confidently.
"Uncle-Master, you've broadened your perspective."
"Now the entire prehistoric world is using this kind of abstract magical artifact."
"Di Jun is dancing, Di Jiang is faking an accident."
"Master Yuanshi's disciple is shouting 'Hakimi'."
"Everyone does it this way, is there a problem?"
Haotian looked at Zhao Gongming's matter-of-fact attitude.
He was so angry that he was trembling all over. After holding it in for a long time, he finally blurted out a sentence in grief and indignation.
"It really works perfectly!!"