blenderwars Chapter 137 Sticking Out My Butt, Meow! Yuan Hong: Holy crap! This magic weapon is too overpowered!
Chapter 137 Sticking Out My Butt, Meow! Yuan Hong: Holy crap! This magic weapon is too overpowered!
Zhao Gongming relied on his reputation as the number one arms dealer in the prehistoric world to guarantee his claim.
After saying it over and over again, and after talking until my lips were sore,
Zhen Yuanzi and Hongyun finally managed to lower their guard.
I've decided to give Dijiang a chance.
"Alright, for the sake of my nephew Gongming."
Zhen Yuanzi put away the cloth shoes and said with a cold face.
"Tell me, how do you want me to apologize?"
Dijiang took a deep breath and stepped forward.
He gave a stiff, earnest bow.
"Fellow Daoists, I was wrong before."
"I apologize to you. I'm sorry."
After saying that, Dijiang stood there straight.
He shut his mouth like a log.
One second, two seconds, three seconds...
An awkward silence fell over the room.
Hongyun and Zhen Yuanzi stared at each other, wide-eyed.
"That's it?"
Zhao Gongming stood behind, helplessly covering his face with one hand, unable to bear the sight.
"Uncle-Master!"
Zhao Gongming quickly sent instructions via telepathy.
"To make friends, you have to take the initiative and find topics to talk about!"
What's the use of just apologizing?
"You need to build a closer relationship!"
"If it were you, what would you say about people you find interesting?"
"What would you do? Find a starting point!"
Upon hearing the instructions, Dijiang's mind raced, and he pondered carefully for a moment.
"Entry point...shared interests..."
suddenly!
Dijiang's eyes lit up, as if he had suddenly gained insight.
He suddenly raised his head and looked at Hongyun and Zhenyuanzi.
He grinned and said loudly.
"Hey, fellow Daoists!"
"You guys also have abstract magical artifacts?"
"What a coincidence, I have one too!"
Hongyun and Zhen Yuanzi were instantly dumbfounded.
The two exchanged a glance, their lips twitching uncontrollably.
"What a coincidence!"
Why do we have abstract magical artifacts?
"Don't you have any self-awareness?"
"We both beat you up with our abstract magical artifacts!"
"Are you trying to get on our good side?!"
However, Zhao Gongming, who was standing behind him, suddenly had a bright idea.
I feel that Dijiang has finally come to his senses.
He quickly gave a thumbs-up from behind.
They sent encouraging messages like crazy.
"Yes, yes, that's it!"
"We've found common ground! The abstract magic weapon is your best bond!"
"Let's start chatting based on this common ground!"
"Uncle-Master, what are you going to say next?!"
"Let's expand on this topic!"
He received affirmation from social mentor Zhao Gongming.
Dijiang's confidence instantly soared!
He felt that he had completely mastered the essence of ancient social skills!
Dijiang straightened his chest and put his hands on his hips.
His face beamed with a bright and proud smile.
He spoke with a strange and arrogant accent.
He chuckled and boasted loudly to Hongyun and Zhenyuanzi.
"Two big shots!"
"Your abstract magic weapon..."
"Not as many as me!!!"
A deathly silence fell once again in front of the Wuzhuang Temple.
A cold wind blew by, swirling up a few fallen leaves.
The expressions on Hongyun and Zhenyuanzi's faces froze completely.
Then, their foreheads were instantly covered with a dense layer of black lines.
The fist hardened.
"That son of a bitch..."
"Is he deliberately using the guise of reforming himself?"
"Did they come here specifically to make fun of us?!"
"He's here to make friends, damn it."
"Or are they here to cause trouble and show off their wealth?!"
Zhao Gongming standing at the back.
He was completely dumbfounded at that moment.
The outstretched thumb froze in mid-air.
He looked at Dijiang, who was practically begging for praise.
I feel my blood pressure soaring wildly.
"Holy crap..."
"This thought process... is truly something else."
"This isn't just a social media thug, this is a social terrorist!"
"That's incredibly awesome!"
Zhao Gongming took a deep breath.
He quickly pulled Dijiang behind him.
He smiled apologetically at the two powerful figures who were on the verge of losing their temper.
"My two senior uncles, please calm down! Please calm down!"
"He's not quite right in the head; I'll take him back for a makeshift rehabilitation program!"
After saying that, Zhao Gongming pulled Dijiang aside.
He wiped the cold sweat from his face.
He said through gritted teeth.
"Uncle-Master, it seems... we have to start by teaching them the most basic things, like how to speak like a human being."
"Today, I'm going to give you a hellish social skills training session!"
……
In some unknown, sprawling mountain range somewhere in the primordial wilderness.
Lu Ya brought along his newly sworn brother, Wuzhiqi.
He was traveling and enjoying the scenery, experiencing the local customs and conditions of the ancient people.
Since receiving the baptism of advanced ideas from Zhao Gongming.
Lu Ya's mind is now filled with thoughts of the demon race's modernization.
And the grand blueprint for establishing a positive image for the Demon Court.
Just as the two were leisurely strolling on the clouds.
Rumble!
Suddenly, a violent collision of magical energy came from the valley ahead.
It was accompanied by the loud noise of trees falling and rocks cracking.
The two looked closely.
Below, there was a creature covered in black hair.
A wolf demon in the mid-stage of the Great Luo Golden Immortal realm, wielding a spiked club and exuding a fierce aura.
He was laughing wildly as he chased after a monkey demon covered in blood.
Although that monkey demon was only at the early stage of the Great Luo Golden Immortal realm.
But he was extremely agile.
Grasp the sun and moon, shrink a thousand mountains, discern good and bad fortune, manipulate heaven and earth.
He wielded a steel rod with impenetrable skill, fighting and retreating simultaneously.
"Hehehe, little monkey, don't run away!"
"Be a good boy and serve as my snack with your drinks!"
The wolf demon laughed wildly, its demonic aura soaring to the heavens.
Above the clouds.
Upon seeing this scene, Lu Ya immediately frowned.
A hint of hatred and exasperated anger flashed in his eyes.
"This is outrageous!"
"It's this kind of behavior—taking over the mountain like a king, acting recklessly and wantonly."
"A wild demon race that eats raw meat and drinks blood."
"This is why so many beings in the primordial world have such a negative impression of our demon race!"
"This is utterly damaging to the public relations image of my Demon Court!"
"This kind of scum of the demon race deserves to die!"
Lu Ya was preparing to roll up his sleeves and go down to wipe out the evil demons.
Wuzhiqi, who was standing next to him, suddenly shuddered.
Those golden monkey eyes were fixed on the monkey demon below that was fleeing for its life.
His eyes were filled with disbelief and shock.
"etc!"
Wuzhiqi grabbed Lu Ya, his voice trembling.
"That...that monkey demon's aura..."
"That's my blood brother!"
"One of the Four Mischievous Monkeys, the Gimpus!"
Lu Ya was also taken aback, but then his anger turned to joy, and he excitedly slapped his thigh.
"A gibbon?!"
"Alright, what are we waiting for?"
"Hurry and lend a hand!"
"If we save him, we'll have another brother!"
"The Demon Court's top combat strength is about to increase again!"
Wuzhiqi was so excited that the white hairs on his body stood on end.
Without saying a word, he jumped straight down from the clouds.
He slammed the large iron club in his hand down on the wolf demon.
At the same time, a heart-wrenching scream was uttered.
"Second brother!!"
"Is that you, Second Brother?!"
Below, Yuan Hong, a gibbon, is struggling to hold on.
Suddenly, I felt a resonance from the depths of my soul.
He suddenly looked up at Wuzhiqi, who was descending from the sky.
Tears welled up instantly, and he shouted excitedly.
"Big brother!!"
Wuzhiqi forced the wolf demon back with a single blow.
The two monkeys rushed up to Yuan Hong and clasped their hands tightly together.
"Second brother!"
Yuan Hong: "Big Brother!"
Wuzhiqi: "Brother!"
Yuan Hong: "Second Brother!"
"..."
The two monkeys kept shouting.
They suddenly stopped at the same time and stared at each other.
Wuzhiqi scratched his cheek.
"Ahem... well..."
"It's all messed up, the generations are all mixed up."
Yuan Hong also coughed awkwardly twice.
"Yes, I'm so excited."
"I don't know who's older or younger anymore."
Just as the two monkeys were oblivious to everyone else, they crossed over to acknowledge their kinship.
The wolf demon in the mid-stage of the Great Luo realm, which had been left standing aside, was completely enraged.
"roar!!!"
The wolf demon brandished his spiked club, fuming with rage.
"You bastard!"
"You two really don't take me, the Great King, seriously at all?!"
"Are you going to swear brotherhood in front of me, the King?"
"Neither of you two monkeys are leaving here today!"
"Put them all in my frying pan!"
Swish!
Before he could finish speaking...
A golden-red streak of light descended from the sky.
It stood firmly in front of Wuzhiqi and Yuan Hong.
Lu Ya stood with his hands behind his back, radiating the imperial aura of the Great Sun Golden Crow.
His gaze was cold and sharp as he stared at the wolf demon.
He began his legal education with righteous indignation.
"You audacious madman!"
"I am Lu Ya, Crown Prince of the Demon Court, and the young patriarch of the demon race!"
"As a demon, you are unambitious and disobedient to the king."
"How could they commit such a heinous crime as murder and robbery in this desolate wilderness!"
"As a demon, you should abide by the law and be united and friendly!"
"They shouldn't eat raw meat and drink blood, they shouldn't tarnish the image of the demon race!"
"Now, lay down your weapons and surrender immediately."
"Come back to the Demon Court with me, the Crown Prince, to undergo labor reform!"
Lu Ya delivered this impassioned speech.
He thought he could intimidate the other party by relying on the title of Crown Prince.
As a result, the wolf demon was taken aback at first.
Then, as if he had heard the biggest joke in the world, he burst into laughter.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"The Crown Prince of the Demon Court, the young clan leader?"
"Pooh!"
The wolf demon spat fiercely.
He scoffed with a look of utter disdain.
"I'm living a carefree life on this mountain, doing whatever I want!"
"Who listens to your demon court?!"
"Di Jun and Tai Yi are nothing!"
"I don't get paid by you, so don't try to intimidate me with your high-sounding principles!"
"Those who know what's good for them, get the hell out of here!"
"Or I'll stew you, the crown prince, too!"
Hearing such rebellious words from the wolf demon...
Yuan Hong's expression changed behind him.
He quickly tugged at Wuzhiqi's arm and anxiously reminded him.
"Brother, tell this prince to be careful!"
"Although this wolf demon is a self-taught individual."
"But he is already at the mid-stage of the Great Luo Golden Immortal realm."
"Thick-skinned and incredibly strong, he's extremely powerful!"
"Even the three of us combined probably wouldn't be a match for him!"
"Should we retreat first?"
Upon hearing this, Wuzhiqi showed no fear whatsoever.
Instead, he revealed a strange and perverse smile.
He stretched out his large, hairy hand.
He gently patted Yuan Hong on the shoulder.
He calmly reassured her.
"Brother, it's alright."
"What does a higher realm mean?"
"You have just been born and do not understand the dangers of this primordial world."
"We possess an abstract magical artifact!"
Yuan Hong looked completely bewildered and scratched his head.
"Abstract magic artifact, what is that thing?"
Just as Yuan Hong was puzzled.
Lu Ya, standing ahead, was so enraged that he laughed instead.
"Good, very good!"
"Since you won't listen to reason, you'll have to suffer the consequences."
"Then don't blame me for being uncivilized!"
Swish!
Lu Ya flipped his hand and directly summoned the golden crown of the beast-eared girl.
Without hesitation, he put it on his head.
hum!
A pink light flashed by in an instant.
The next second, under Yuan Hong's horrified and utterly shattered gaze...
Originally, Lu Ya, the majestic and heroic Crown Prince of the Demon Court.
It actually grew a pair of fluffy cat ears and a cat tail!
He clenched his fists and placed them on either side of his cheeks.
She pouted and spoke in a soft, cute, pinched voice.
Facing that ferocious wolf demon.
An absolute order was issued.
"You naughty dog, meow!"
"Stand still, meow!"
boom!
A conceptual-level law of absolute dominion erupted instantly!
We are all immortals.
Although the wolf demon is in the mid-game.
But in the face of a conceptual-level magical artifact, all beings are equal!
"Huh?"
The wolf demon was just about to swing its spiked club.
His body stiffened abruptly, and the fierce glint in his eyes vanished instantly.
Instead, there is an irresistible obedience.
The spiked club in his hand clattered to the ground.
He was like an obedient husky.
He obediently put his legs together and stood up straight.
Yuan Hong: "???"
Yuan Hong was completely dumbfounded; his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
"What...what kind of magical artifact is this?!"
"It's that terrifying?!"
"He controlled a mid-stage Ronaldo with just one sentence?!"
"And...why the legendary demon prince?"
"It's become so...so cute?!"
Before Yuan Hong could recover from his shock...
Lu Ya, the cat-eared girl, issued a second, and equally deadly, order.
"Now, turn it around for me!"
"Stick your butt out, meow!!!"
A fleeting look of humiliation and struggle flashed in the wolf demon's eyes.
But the body is completely out of control.
He obediently turned around, his back to the crowd.
Then... she stuck her hairy butt out high.
"Good bro, it's your turn!"
Lu Ya turned to look at Wuzhiqi.
"Alright!"
Wuzhiqi rubbed his hands together excitedly.
He walked forward with a sinister grin on his face.
With a flick of his wrist, he summoned the crystal-clear, towering white jade pillar.
Wuzhiqi took a deep breath, and his face instantly became extremely ferocious.
The waist is frantically pulling back to gather power.
Then he looked at the wolf demon's indescribable parts.
It let out a heart-wrenching roar.
"I'll stab you!!!"
"I'll stab you!!!"
"I'm fucking stabbing, stabbing, stabbing, stabbing!!!"
Swish!
The white jade pillar instantly extended infinitely.
It carries the true damage of shattering everything.
It pierced the target with perfect precision and without any hindrance!
puff!
"Awooo!!!"
The sound was extremely mournful.
The howl of a wolf is loud enough to bring tears to the eyes of those who hear it and break their hearts.
The sound echoed throughout the entire mountain range.
That arrogant mid-stage Great Luo wolf demon.
His eyes rolled back instantly, and his eyeballs almost bulged out of their sockets.
His legs were shaking violently.
Large beads of cold sweat poured down his forehead like a waterfall.
"thump!"
The wolf demon collapsed to the ground.
He covered his back with both hands tightly.
He was convulsing and foaming at the mouth.
He can't even utter a complete sentence anymore.
Sold out instantly!
A double annihilation of pure physics and dignity!
Yuan Hong, a gibbon, stands at the back.
Looking at this brutal, bloody, and perverse scene before my eyes.
He swallowed.
I feel like my entire worldview has been completely shattered at this moment.
After a long silence, Yuan Hong, his lips trembling, squeezed out two words through gritted teeth.
"Holy crap..."
"My brother and the Crown Prince of the Demon Court are no ordinary people!"