blenderwars Chapter 166 Brother Feng Possessed? This is a good thing! The Primordial Heavenly Net Descends!
Chapter 166 Brother Feng Possessed? This is a good thing! The Primordial Heavenly Net Descends!
"Tsk tsk tsk..."
"As everyone knows, men are such creatures."
"In front of the woman I like."
There will always be something you can't control.
"Childish pretentiousness!"
"For example, while walking down the street, they might suddenly unleash a classic fadeaway jump shot without any warning!"
"Or, as you walk along, suddenly, without any reason..."
"I threw the guy walking next to me over my shoulder."
"Press them hard to the ground to demonstrate their strength!"
"Whether they are mortals or quasi-saints."
"These are all male instincts etched into our DNA!"
Sure enough, Di Jun provoked her like that in front of Wang Shu.
Dijiang's old face instantly turned bright red.
Like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, it immediately bristled!
"Damn it, let's fight!"
"You really think I'm afraid of you?!"
"I'm not even afraid of heavenly punishment."
"Are you afraid of a piece of junk like you?!"
Dijiang suddenly stepped forward and strode to the center of the square.
He stood ramrod straight, pounded his chest, and roared.
"Come on, shoot here!"
However, although the harsh words were spoken loudly.
But Dijiang felt somewhat uneasy.
After all, that was an abstract magic weapon personally crafted by Zhao Gongming!
Thinking back to the previous "Thousand Years of Killing," "Clean and Hygienic," and "Shake Shake"...
Who the hell knew that this huge pipe would hit them?
What kind of disgusting side effects will it produce?
What if he pulls his pants down in public again?
Looking at Dijiang's slightly trembling calves.
Di Jun had a smug smile on his face.
His laughter is both twisted and villainous.
Holding the missile, he approached Dijiang step by step.
His eyes gleamed with the pleasure of revenge.
Dijiang felt a chill run down his spine from being stared at.
Feeling timid, I quickly swallowed and tried to appeal to their emotions.
"Um... Di Jun."
"You better watch yourself!"
"We're practically brothers-in-law now, practically family!"
"That's enough, you bastard. Turn the power down later."
"Don't push your luck!"
Upon hearing this, Di Jun did not restrain himself.
Instead, he let out the classic laugh of a Soul Hall elder.
"Hehehehe..."
"Brother-in-law, don't worry!"
"I will definitely cherish you!"
"You'll never forget this!"
Having said that, Di Jun stopped wasting words.
He simply shouldered the enormous, super-powerful bridge-blocking cruise missile.
hum!
Magic weapon activated!
Causal linkage!
Amidst the astonished gazes of everyone present, including the three goddesses of the moon.
The mighty Demon Emperor, the overlord of the primordial world, Di Jun!
Suddenly his knees buckled, and he fell heavily to his knees with a thud!
Immediately afterwards, he clutched his head tightly with both hands.
His expression instantly turned to despair and grief.
It felt like the sky had fallen!
He tilted his head back, and two crocodile tears actually squeezed out from the corners of his eyes.
With a hoarse, broken, and heart-wrenching voice.
It let out a mournful wail towards the sky.
"My driftwood is torn!"
"My driftwood is tearing!"
boom!
Accompanied by this abstract roar of filial piety.
The cruise missile emitted a dazzling seven-colored tail flame.
With an overwhelming, causal momentum that guarantees 100% accuracy, it was launched with a thunderous roar!
"Pfft, hahahahahaha!"
Zhao Gongming stood to the side.
Seeing Di Jun kneeling on the ground with his head in his hands.
An abstract gesture of crying and begging for one's parents.
He laughed so hard he plopped down on the ground.
He frantically pounded the ground, tears streaming down his face.
The photographic stone in his hand was shaking violently.
"No, I can't take it anymore!"
"Who the hell could resist this?!"
"This scene is so impactful!"
"Even a person in a vegetative state would be laughed at so hard they'd jump out of bed and burst into laughter!"
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Accompanied by Di Jun's heart-wrenching cries.
My filial piety moved Heaven, and my driftwood was torn apart.
The super-powerful bridge-blocking cruise missiles poured out like a storm.
The attack struck Dijiang with pinpoint accuracy.
Although this missile carries the merciful concept of absolutely no lethality.
But the impact and pain from the explosion were real!
"Aww!"
"Stop! Stop right now!"
Dijiang was blown up and rolled around on the ground in agony.
It was emitting black smoke, screaming and shouting in agony.
"Damn it, Dijun, are you serious? Stop it right now!"
However, Di Jun finally got his chance to take revenge.
Why would they listen now?
His eyes gleamed, and he became more and more enthusiastic as he blew the food.
He kept muttering to himself, frantically bringing up old grievances.
"Stop! You wish!"
"Serves you right for trying to extort money from me with a stretcher back then!"
"Let's see you drifting in front of me back then, riding that beat-up wheelchair!"
"Aren't you so great? Aren't you the brother-in-law?"
"Today I'll show you why flowers are so red!"
Watching Dijiang being bombed until he was covered in dust and screaming in agony.
Wangshu Fairy, who was standing to the side, finally couldn't stand it anymore.
That's Jiang Jiang, the baby she just decided on!
Wang Shu raised her eyebrows and pointed directly at Di Jun, shouting.
"Di Jun, you're not allowed to be so cruel to Di Jiang!"
"Stop right now!"
"Otherwise...otherwise I'll have Sister Xihe beat you up!"
Upon hearing the name Xihe...
Just moments ago, the arrogant and domineering demon emperor...
His body stiffened abruptly, and he almost dropped the missile launcher in his hand.
Di Jun quickly stopped what he was doing and turned his head away.
She looked at Wangshu with a wronged expression, trying to reason with her.
"Sister Wangshu, you're wrong about that."
"This is just a normal exchange and discussion."
"That makes perfect sense!"
"You're interfering so forcefully."
"Isn't that a bit against the rules?"
Upon hearing this, the Heavenly Empress Xihe, who had been standing by watching the show, was taken aback.
She slowly turned her head, her beautiful eyes coldly staring at Di Jun.
His tone carried a chilling undercurrent that made one feel as if they had fallen into an ice cave.
"Rules, Dijun, are you talking to me about rules?"
Gah!
Di Jun's breathing stopped instantly.
His dignified face.
The speed of light was filled with fawning and ingratiating smiles.
The mighty Demon Emperor did not hesitate for a moment.
He slid right up to Xihe and stretched out his hands.
He skillfully began to massage Xihe's shoulders.
He rubbed the area while nodding and bowing in greeting.
"Oh, madam, what are you saying!"
"How dare I discuss rules with you?"
"In our Demon Court, your mood is the highest command!"
"Your words are the best rule!"
"If you say stop, I'll stop immediately, without hesitation!"
Watching this dignified demon emperor instantly transform into a top-tier lackey.
Zhao Gongming covered his face, unable to bear the sight.
"Tsk tsk tsk..."
"He's henpecked to this extent."
"Uncle-Master Dijun, you are truly unique in the primordial world."
At this moment, Dijiang was charred black from the explosion.
He puffed out black smoke and shakily got up from the ground.
He pointed to Dijun, who was massaging his wife's shoulders.
He gritted his teeth and uttered harsh words.
"You bastard... Di Jun!"
"You just wait!"
"I'll go find Brother Zhao too."
"This is the abstract magic weapon of the entire new era! Watch how I destroy you!"
Di Jun is in a great mood right now.
After all, it made their arch-rival look bad in public.
He hid behind Xihe and poked his head out.
He stuck out his tongue cheekily and said with a grin.
"Whatever, I'll be waiting!"
"Hehehe~~ You can't hit me, can you? That'll make you mad!"
"you!"