blenderwars Chapter 177 No Swinging in the House! Zhao Gongming: What are you doing, man?!
Chapter 177 No Swinging in the House! Zhao Gongming: What are you doing, man?!
[Side effects: Irritable parents - Hell warning]
[Restriction: When using this magical artifact, the user must point at the enemy suspended in mid-air, with a furious expression, shout the enemy's name loudly, and let out a furious roar!]
"XXX (enemy's name)!"
"No swinging indoors!"
The moment the magic weapon was formed.
In Zhao Gongming's mind.
The system's critical hit reward has arrived once again.
[Ding! Supreme God-level Critical Strike Triggered!]
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Mastery of the Laws of Demonic Path (Great Perfection)!]
"Holy crap?!"
Zhao Gongming was deeply shaken.
His eyes gleamed with extreme excitement.
"Mastery of the laws of demonic cultivation?!"
"This is the signature skill of the Demon Ancestor Rahu!"
"They actually pulled me straight to the Great Perfection realm?!"
"With this thing, we can prepare for future expeditions."
"What if we encounter the Demon Ancestor Rahu or his demon gods again..."
"I really can defeat magic with magic."
"Let's confront him head-on!"
"Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated!"
Zhao Gongming suppressed his excitement.
Holding those leather boots.
They walked up to Kuafu, who was still nailed to the wall.
He casually waved his hand, dispelling Hou Yi's light arrow.
He handed the leather boots to Kuafu.
And he explained in detail the combo of hanging and kicking the opponent.
And the side effects of that infamous Black Star joke.
He told it exactly as it was written.
After listening to Zhao Gongming's introduction.
Kuafu held the boots in his hands and swallowed hard.
He turned to look at Hou Yi, who was not far away.
A cruel and perverted smile appeared on his face.
"Hehehe..."
"You're swinging on a swing, right?"
"Hou Yi, you just wait!"
"I'm going to hang you from this tree and swing you around as much as I want today!"
Meanwhile, hundreds of millions of netizens were watching the live stream.
After hearing about the effects and side effects of this magical artifact.
The entire bullet screen area was once again filled with an unprecedented sensation and tremor!
【? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[Holy crap, what kind of hellish magic weapon is this? It can hang people up and kick them?!]
[God, you can't swing in the house?! What kind of devil came up with this side effect? It's so creepy!]
[He's gone mad! Immortal Zhao Gongming has absolutely gone mad! This is utterly absurd!]
[This is something that no normal prehistoric creature could have come up with!]
[This is so crazy, but I love it so much! Gongming-gege, please draw another one, please!]
The screen was filled with shock and awe.
Zhao Gongming smiled slightly, concealing his merits and fame.
His deep gaze was fixed on the camera.
"Family members, don't make a fuss."
"On the abstract path, this... is just the beginning!"
Looking at the brand-new boots on my feet that I'm not allowed to swing on.
Kuafu slowly turned his head.
His gaze was fixed on Hou Yi, who was not far away.
"Gulp..."
Hou Yi looked at Kuafu's eyes, which seemed to want to devour him.
A chill ran down my spine, and cold sweat poured down my forehead.
He subconsciously took two steps back.
She quickly put on a fawning smile.
They started aggressively playing the emotional card.
"Um... the Kuafu brothers!"
"Calm down, you absolutely must calm down!"
"We're best buddies who grew up together!"
"Back in the day, we used to pee and play in the mud together at the foot of Buzhou Mountain."
"Let's go to the East China Sea to catch a dragon and roast it."
"What a deep friendship that is!"
"We'll live and die together, our bond is like brothers!"
"You can't let a magic weapon ruin our brotherhood!"
Faced with Hou Yi's tearful expression of brotherly affection.
Kuafu gave a cold laugh.
He spat out a mouthful of spittle in disdain.
"Pah! Screw brotherhood!"
"When you pinned me to the wall with that broken bow just now."
"Don't you ever think about the fact that we're brothers?!"
"I treated you like a brother, but you treat me like a sitting duck!"
"Today I'm going to make you taste the flavor of this abstract magic weapon!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Kuafu urged his leather boots on without hesitation.
hum!
A law of cause and effect, imbued with a distinctly hellish humor, descended instantly.
"Holy crap?!"
Hou Yi felt a tightness around his neck.
The next second, an invisible conceptual noose appeared out of thin air.
It was tightly wrapped around Hou Yi's neck.
They directly attacked this burly man who was several meters tall.
They were forcibly hoisted into the air!
Hou Yi's feet left the ground.
He gripped the invisible rope around his neck with both hands.
His legs were kicking wildly in mid-air.
His tongue was sticking out, and his eyes were rolling back.
It presents a standard yet bizarre hanging posture.
"Uh... Help... Help me..."
Seeing this scene.
The hundreds of millions of viewers in the live stream were once again in an uproar.
The barrage of comments flew like snowflakes.
[Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap, what the hell is this incredible, overpowered artifact?!]
[They just hung the great shaman up! The visual impact is incredible!]
[Physical exorcism? This is practically like the King of Hell himself calling in a roll call! It's so abstract!]
Just as the entire internet was in shock.
Kuafu below took a deep breath.
His expression instantly turned irritable.
He pointed to Hou Yi, who was hanging in mid-air.
He unleashed that classic roar that could be included in the annals of ancient hellish jokes.
"Hou Yi, you're not allowed to swing indoors!"
boom!
This line was spoken.
New viewers flooding into the live stream room.
They were completely engulfed in a state of shock and uproarious laughter.
[This is like a god swinging on a swing, it looks like he's hanging himself!]
This magical artifact is so abstract it's beyond belief!
How exactly does the brain of the immortal Zhao Gongming work?!
[Merit - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1... This joke is so hellish, but I love it!]
This was accompanied by a roar.
Kuafu suddenly took a running start and swung his right leg in a wide arc.
It possessed the terrifying power of a great shaman, enough to shatter stars.
He unleashed a brutal, powerful shot at Hou Yi in mid-air!
boom! ! !
A dull thud that made your teeth ache.
"Awoo!"
Hou Yi let out a piercing scream.
He felt like a ball that had been kicked away.
It transformed into a shooting star and vanished instantly at the edge of the sky.
They didn't even leave a trace.
"Cool!"
Kuafu looked in the direction where Houyi had disappeared.
He let out a long sigh of resentment.
He turned around and bowed deeply to Zhao Gongming.
"Thank you so much, Senior Brother Zhao, for the treasure!"
"I'm going to chase after him right now!"
"Today we're going to hang him on Mount Buzhou and let him swing around to his heart's content!"
Having said that, Kuafu strode forward with his long legs.
They thundered and raced wildly in the direction where Hou Yi had disappeared.
Watching the two figures chasing and fleeing from behind.
Zhao Gongming lay on a rocking chair.
He shook his head helplessly and sighed.
"Tsk tsk tsk..."
"What a fine brother among the witch clan!"
"You're betraying your own brothers!"
"I reckon what happens to my junior brother Hou Yi won't be good."
……
After dealing with these two troublemakers.
Zhao Gongming turned his gaze back to the light screen in front of him.
He stood up and opened his arms to the camera in the live stream.
With an arrogant expression, as if possessed by a pyramid scheme leader, he asked loudly.
"Family members, did you see that?!"
"This is the true value of an abstract magic weapon!"
"Now, tell me loudly, who still has dreams?!"
The barrage of comments exploded instantly.
The screen was flooded with a dense barrage of comments.
Most of them are fervently eager to buy abstract magical artifacts.
[I have a dream: I want to buy a magical artifact, and I want my master to experience the thrill of swinging on a swing!]
[Brother Gongming, look at me! I'll offer a primordial spiritual vein in exchange for a magical artifact that can make people unknowingly urinate in public!]