blenderwars Chapter 151 Playing the Mother
Chapter 151 Playing the Mother
Is this a money tree movie?
Jiang Bai: "......"
Su Ze: "......."
Lin Le: "......."
Good guy!
You're good at finding bugs!
You know what the "ultimate level of slacking off" means!
"Alright!" Su Ze slapped his thigh. "Da Peng, you win! You play the tree, and with that physique, you'd definitely look like a centuries-old tree!"
The biggest problem in role allocation has been solved.
The next question is—who plays whom?
"I'll play the dad!"
"I'll play the dad!"
"I am your father!"
Almost in unison, Jiang Bai, Su Ze, and Lin Le shouted at the same time.
After all, in a boys' dormitory, who wouldn't want to be the dad of the other guys?
This is a matter of principle! This is a matter of dignity!
"Rock, paper, scissors!"
"One game decides the outcome!"
After a fierce battle.
Lin Le pushed up his glasses, revealing a victorious smile:
"I flatter you, my unfilial sons."
Su Ze was so angry he ground his teeth, and had no choice but to settle for second best:
"Okay, I'll play the son!"
"Anyway, the character is supposed to be a rebellious rich kid, so this is basically me playing myself. I don't need any acting skills."
At last.
All three pairs of eyes turned to Jiang Bai.
Only one role remains—the mother.
And he's the character with the most lines!
Jiang Bai's lips twitched:
"No... why is it me again?"
"Do I look like I have a maternal glow?"
Su Ze grinned mischievously.
"Third brother, just admit it."
"You're so pretty, it'll be more interesting if you play a mother!"
"But to be fair, third brother, you're always very attentive, you're practically a carbon copy of a male mom."
Jiang Bai was helpless.
"Okay, okay, I'll act it out, I'll act it out, alright?"
She's already played sweet girls, and now she's playing a mother without any disguise, and she's still getting a piece of her mind!
Soon, rehearsals began.
in the corner.
Gu Dapeng is an honest man; if he says he'll play a tree, he'll play a tree.
He found a spot, stood still, and didn't move.
On the other side...
A family drama is unfolding.
"My son, how old are you now?"
"All you do is play guitar all day. Can you put that to work?"
"Listen to Mom, put on your long johns, it's cold outside."
Jiang Bai began her performance, and the rambling of a menopausal mother immediately came through.
however.
Su Ze on the other side was clearly not in the game.
Seeing Jiang Bai's handsome face display such a motherly expression, he simply couldn't hold back anymore.
"puff--"
"Hahaha! Third brother, don't do this! I'm scared!"
"You look so kind; I feel like you're going to feed me a poisoned apple!"
"Be serious!"
Lin Le, playing the father, frowned, holding a copy of "Advanced Mathematics" pretending to be a newspaper, and solemnly tapped the table:
"How dare you talk to your mother like that?"
"Based on family class, you are currently at the lowest end of the social hierarchy."
"Um... what was that word again?"
Lin Le got stuck.
He frantically flipped through the script:
"Oh right! 'You unfilial son!'"
"Let's try again!"
"You unfilial son! According to my calculations, your success rate of achieving the pinnacle of life through playing guitar is only 0.01%..."
Jiang Bai covered his face in pain.
"stop!"
"Fourth brother! You're playing the father, not a robot!"
"You need to be authoritative! You need to show anger! You're not here reading data reports!"
Lin Le looked completely innocent: "This is my authority, the authority of reason."
Su Ze was laughing so hard he was rolling on the floor.
"Hahaha! The majesty of reason!"
"This won't do, this play can't be performed!"
"I forgot my lines too! What's the next line? Should I slam the door?"
Jiang Bai looked at these three clowns.
One of them was pretending to be a tree and acting like a mentally challenged person.
One actor played a father so convincingly that it resembled artificial intelligence.
The actor playing the son acted like a fool who could only laugh.
Only him.
Not only did he memorize all the lines, but he also mastered knitting techniques on his own.
"I'm so tired..."
"Is this what it feels like for a pro to carry a bronze player?"
Jiang Bai sighed, rolled the script into a tube, and handed one to each person:
"Seriously, all of you!"
"If you laugh again, you'll have to practice folding blankets extra tonight!"
Upon hearing the words "fold the blankets".
The trio immediately shut up.
"No, no, no! We're acting! We'll act well!"
A cheerful atmosphere filled the corner of the classroom.
........
Time passed little by little.
In the lecture hall, Professor Wang raised his wrist and looked at his watch.
"Time's up!"
He patted the podium, his gaze sweeping across the entire room:
"Although it's the first acting class, opportunities are for those who are prepared."
"Is there any group willing to be the first to perform? If you're too shy, you'll never get a job in the performing arts!"
The voice just fell.
"Swish, swish, swish!"
More than a dozen hands shot up in the classroom instantly.
After all, they are students of the Shanghai Theatre Academy. Putting aside their other skills, their desire to perform is exceptionally strong.
Who wouldn't want to make a good impression on the teacher in their first professional class?
"Great! This is what a performing arts department should be like!"
Professor Wang nodded in satisfaction and pointed to a few groups:
"That group, that group, and... that group in the corner (Jiang Bai's group), and the group behind them."
"Come up in order!"
The first two groups finished their performances quickly.
It has to be said that this year's freshmen are really good-looking.
The boys are handsome and the girls are beautiful; they are a sight to behold as soon as they stand on the stage.
But as for the performance...
It's a bit complicated to explain.
Some actors overact, their facial features contorting as if they have a grudge against someone.
Some of their performances were too stiff, like machines that could only recite lines.
Professor Wang shook his head as he read, occasionally offering a few insightful comments that left those pretty-boy students blushing with embarrassment.
The atmosphere in the classroom was relaxed, but it also carried a hint of tension typical of professional courses.
"Next group!"
Finally, it was Jiang Bai and his group's turn.
"Let's go!"
Su Ze straightened his collar and strode confidently onto the podium.
The four people standing there were all different heights, weights, and builds.
Professor Wang paused for a moment, then counted the heads:
"One, two, three, four."
"Hey classmate, this clip shows a family of three, why is there an extra person in yours?"
Before Jiang Bai could explain...
Gu Dapeng stepped forward and raised his hand with a simple and honest expression:
"Teacher! Not many!"
"I'll play the money tree!"
"......"
The students looked at each other in bewilderment, then burst into low laughter.
"Holy crap? You can do that?"
"That's a really unique way of thinking!"
"This guy is a talent. I also want to play a tree. I just need to stand still."
Professor Wang was amused and waved his hand:
"Okay, a money tree, right? Then find a good spot."
Let's begin!
"Action!"
Gu Dapeng walked to the side of the podium with utmost professionalism.
With feet together and arms outstretched, the two thick arms extend diagonally upwards in a "Y" shape, with fingers spread, making a "photosynthesis" gesture.
He also had a strange smile on his face that said, "I am green, I am peaceful."
I must say, its sturdy build really does give it the steadiness of a century-old tree.
at the same time.
Center stage.
Jiang Bai took a deep breath.
His expression changed instantly.
[Advanced Acting Skills], now open!