Vicious cannon fodder, he doesn't want heartthrobs

Chapter 35

The beast steals a...fishing rod?

Is the beast sick? Doesn't it steal food, drink, or a fishing rod?

Director Qian only felt a group of cute alpacas whizzing past in his mind, leaving him in a mess.

"This..." Director Qian said tactfully, "Why is the beast stealing the fishing rod?"

"If you want to steal it, just steal it," Fang Tianwen said casually, "Why use human thinking to judge the behavior of beasts?"

"It's as if everyone's behavior is understandable. Those things that harm others and benefit themselves are not also done by those people?"

"Would you like to analyze their psychology with me?"

As he spoke, Fang Tianwen raised his head lazily, and glanced lightly at Director Qian.

In an instant, Director Qian raised his chest and head, feeling extremely flustered.

Look, watch what he does!

Director Qian stammered, "You are right."

"But what beast shall we let steal?"

A ferocious beast like the Night Wolf is too aggressive, isn't it just going to be gone forever?

Then you can only choose small animals with faster speeds, but isn't that what Huo Yunzhen and the others are looking for now?Sending this over...why does it feel like sending a head?

what else?Venomous snakes?It's not impossible, but...

The scene of a group of poisonous insects stepping on the fishing rod and flying out with the fishing rod is too... too...!

The picture was so beautiful that Director Qian refused to think about it.

Then, he heard Fang Tianwen's inconceivable voice, "Do you still need to ask me?"

Director Qian: "..."

You don't ask who you ask for your idea!

Fang Tianwen pointed to the light curtain, "You and them are already in two opposing camps."

"Although you are not inside, the flowers, plants, trees, birds, animals and fish are all your 'incarnations'. In other words, the game is you."

Director Qian seemed to understand, but also didn't seem to understand, he said in a daze, "...Doesn't that mean we must have won?"

Fang Tianwen was silent. After a while, he slowly pointed to the light curtain. This time, his finger stayed on the position of the barrage.

"Ask them if they agree."

Fang Tian said in a neutral tone.

Director Qian coughed lightly, he was stupid.

But he still didn't quite understand what Fang Tianwen meant.

At this time, the person in charge suddenly became excited, "I understand!"

Others also looked over one after another, and the person in charge said excitedly: "We took the wrong path before. Although our show is a reality show, the main selling point is the game, not a guest, nor a show!"

"But what have we accomplished? The show crew intervened to make trouble, and the guests competed for the competition. Apart from the different locations, is there any difference from traditional reality shows?"

"This goal is competition, competition, what about our game?"

"We've put the cart before the horse!"

The person in charge was heartbroken, and the others felt right when they heard it. Yes, where is their game?

Their topics are all about the guests. To put it bluntly, it was Huo Yunzhen who attracted them. Now the heat of discussion is also on Huo Yunzhen. What about games?What about the highlights of their game?

"But when the confrontation between the guests and the guests, the confrontation between all the guests and the program crew, it's different!"

The excited voice of the person in charge continued to sound, "They want to play games and use everything in the game to build their homes. We use everything in the game to cause trouble for them. Where is the end? The game!"

Everyone was enlightened, and the person in charge was very excited, and ordered again and again, "Do as Mr. Fang said first, and find a suitable beast to steal the fishing rod. It doesn't matter if you can steal it or not. The important thing is the confrontational relationship between us and the guests." It must be revealed, so that it will be convenient for us to transform in the future!"

As he spoke, the person in charge raised his head and shouted: "Director Qian! Director Qian!!"

Director Qian watched the person in charge striding towards him, and suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart, he even wanted to turn around and run away!

But with so many pairs of eyes staring at him, where could he go?

The person in charge came over, put his hands on Director Qian's shoulders, his eyes were full of excitement, "I'm counting on you, Director Qian!"

Director Qian: "..."

The bad premonition was confirmed.

Without waiting for Director Qian to speak, the person in charge continued: "In this case, our previous plans can no longer be used, so we have to rearrange them."

"We all see your ability, so I'll leave it to you."

Director Qian's bad premonition was confirmed, and his heart was devastated. He shook his head in pain, and said with a dry smile, "I...what can I do?"

"You think highly of me too, I..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the person in charge, "Don't be humble, don't we know your ability? Mr. Fang is also optimistic about you!"

"The people in this room are at your disposal. Time is tight and tasks are heavy. After these two days of busy work, I invite you and everyone to dinner!"

Director Qian raised his head in despair, looked at Fang Tianwen, and saw that Fang Tianwen did not refute the meaning of the person in charge, his heart was even more desolate.

Fang Tianwen didn't even refute, so could he still refute?

Isn't that just not giving Fang Tianwen face in public? !

Director Qian nodded with tears in his eyes, and the person in charge dragged him to discuss which beast to use to steal the fishing rod. After several rounds, everyone still disagreed, and the person in charge couldn't help but look at Fang Tianwen.

Fang Tianwen was looking at the light curtain, the corners of his lips were slightly curved, and he seemed not to be disturbed by their discussions at all.

The person in charge wrote down the focus of everyone's debate, and planned to go to Fang Tianwen to make a decision.

"President Fang," the person in charge said earnestly, "Listening to what you have to say is better than reading ten years of books."

"Thank you very much for today."

Fang Tianwen raised his eyebrows without raising his head, and said with a half-smile: "I have no intention of taking credit for others."

The person in charge was taken aback, and followed Fang Tianwen's eyes, and it was Huo Yunzhen who caught his eyes.

indeed.

Huo Yunzhen was the first person who proposed that the guests should unite and fight against the program group.

But originally, the program team didn't intend to follow Huo Yunzhen's wishes.

When did they start changing their minds?

It seems to be... starting with those three questions.

In order not to cause misunderstanding, I had to come out and explain, announcing that the program group was on the "opposite side" of the guests.

And those three questions, where did they come from?

The person in charge couldn't help looking at Fang Tianwen again.

He thought that Fang Tianwen did that to dig a hole for Huo Yunzhen.

But it seems... that's not the case?

Is that fishing rod real?Is the property luxurious?Isn't it against the sky after being in Huo Yunzhen's hands?

Yes, these are all facts.

So if someone wants to engage in Huo Yunzhen or the program group, can they use this?

sure!

As long as the plan is careful and the timing is good, they will be caught off guard. Although it will probably be clarified afterwards and will not have any major impact on Huo Yunzhen, it is still okay for Huo Yunzhen to be disgusting.

Moreover, being stabbed out by others to plot against them, and their own use of this point to make trouble, the public opinion must be different!

Now that this hidden danger has been completely eliminated, this reality show has changed from the confrontation between the guests to the confrontation between the program group and the guests. Is the matter of co-authoring completely developing in the direction that Huo Yunzhen likes to see?

Mr. Fang...was that what he thought at the beginning?

The person in charge looked at Fang Tianwen inquiringly, Fang Tianwen didn't raise his head, and wrote lightly: "Your position is not here."

It's a more tactful way of chasing customers away.

The person in charge coughed lightly, quickly got out of the business, and told Fang Tianwen about the several animals they had discussed, so that Fang Tianwen could come up with an idea.

Fang Tianwen said lazily, "I'm just a spectator."

The implication is that don't look for him, there is no result.

principal:"……"

Just now, you said, "I'm also outside, barely counting as your group." It's only been a few minutes, and you just threw this sentence out of the sky?

Sure enough, a man's mouth is a deceiving ghost.

Fine.

The person in charge didn't bother about what Fang Tianwen thought about Huo Yunzhen anymore, Mr. Fang changed his face faster than turning the pages of a book, God knows what he was thinking!

He just walked back to the other people, and when the discussion continued, the person in charge couldn't help but glanced at Fang Tianwen again.

He was still looking at the light curtain, and even his movements were exactly the same as before.

Not a single thought flashed through the mind of the person in charge.

...Perhaps, even Mr. Fang himself couldn't tell what he was thinking.

In the light curtain, Huo Yunzhen was walking slowly in the jungle with a basket in his left hand and a fishing rod in his right hand.

And the basket has already been half full, there are some fruits of different colors, and some things like weeds, there are also a few scattered stones, and a bird jumping around in the basket, chirping. bird.

The bird's whole body was snow white, the size of a palm, but its fluff was extremely dense, giving people the feeling of a snow dumpling. Even the beak was short and small, and it was covered with a layer of fluff, which looked extremely harmless.

But Fang Tian smelled the idea, so he was somewhat sensitive. When he saw the bird, his eyebrows couldn't help but twitch.

Is this the beast that those people came up with after thinking for a long time?

"Stop barking," Huo Yunzhen squinted at the bird, "annoying."

The bird blinks its eyes, it has a pair of beautiful emerald eyes, paired with the snow-white down, it is innocent and cute when it blinks, and it screams softly, no one can lose its temper with it .

It flew out of the basket, flew crookedly, and finally hit Huo Yunzhen's head directly, and then it fell down on the ground, softly said: "Jiujiu."

Huo Yunzhen caught the bird, threw it back into the basket, and said calmly, "Fly over my head again, and I will eat fried birds today."

The little bird seemed to understand, and let out an aggrieved cry, its beautiful eyes were covered with a layer of water mist, which made people feel soft-hearted.

"Chirp~"

The little bird raised its wings tremblingly and scraped Huo Yunzhen's clothes, as if acting like a baby.

Huo Yunzhen's heart was like a stone, he glanced at it and ignored it.

[Touch it!Huo Keai, why are you so confused about wind/love! 】

[Leave that bird alone and let me come! 】

[Fuck, I want to raise birds. 】

【I'm different, I want to be that bird, roll ♂ roll ♂ roll on my brother's head】

[? ?Fuck, I also want to eat fried birds. I suggest that Huo Keai fried the birds. 】

[Is the one in front of you souring a bird?! ! 】

[Although it looks like a bird, what if there is a human soul living in it? 】

[? ? ?In broad daylight, don't turn on the supernatural channel on the Internet!I'm afraid of ghosts! ! 】

[That must be Brother Bai's soul! 】

[Nonsense!Obviously it belongs to me, Xia Xia! ! 】

[? ? ?Isn’t it right that you want to grab this too? 】

"Wow, this looks a bit like an apple? This looks like a pear? I can't tell what this looks like." After Huo Yunzhen came back, Yu Chenxiang was the first to run over to greet Huo Yunzhen, taking advantage of the superior geographical location, and took Huo Yunzhen's baskets one by one. looked over.

"But if there is fruit, does that mean we can plant fruit trees?"

"Wait! This is..." Yu Chenxiang finally noticed that Xuetuanzi, with an excited heart and hands, "Brother Huo, what kind of European Emperor are you!"

How can this catch birds?

Seeing that Yu Chenxiang found it, the bird didn't pretend that it didn't exist anymore, it just raised its head and said weakly: "Chirp?"

So nice!

Yu Chenxiang was itchy, "Can I touch it?"

"Whatever." Huo Yunzhen shrugged.

Yu Chenxiang stretched out his hand, and it was so comfortable to hold the bird, he couldn't help but hold the bird in his hand, and put his face close to the bird.

Woo...so comfortable...so envious!

Why are they all human beings, and they all go out with fishing rods, so their fates are completely different?

They also took Huo Yunzhen's fishing rod and went out for a walk before, but they didn't find anything, not to mention, they even failed to catch a 'rejuvenation'. God knows that Yu Chenxiang was about to cry at that time!

One percent chance, how wrong they are!

If it weren't for the quality of this fishing rod, the chance of bumping into that [-]% every time would be unbelievable, otherwise Yu Chenxiang really felt that he could create some miracles.

For example, the fishing success rate with a legendary fishing rod is zero.

Yu Chenxiang's cry attracted everyone, and soon everyone was attracted by that little bird, and everyone loved it very much.

Yan Mingxu snatched the seat next to Huo Yunzhen but did not. Seeing Ye Baihua and Mo Ningxia blocking there, he had no choice but to turn around and look at the bird. The bird seemed to be frightened by them, fluttering its wings and flying away.

"Hey!"

"Don't run, don't run!"

"High altitude is dangerous! Come down!"

The bird was really obedient. It came down and landed directly on Huo Yunzhen's head, then buried its head in Huo Yunzhen's hair, facing everyone with its ass/butt.

Huo Yunzhen: "..."

"I'll come, I'll come!" Before Huo Yunzhen could move, Yan Mingxu yelled out first.

He stepped forward to catch the bird, looked around, and said seriously: "There is no meat."

"How about eating after getting fat?"

Bird: "?"

Unlike Huo Yunzhen's "threat" just now, this person is obviously serious!

The bird flapped its wings and tried to struggle, but it was not strong enough!

"The touch feels pretty good," Yan Mingxu tugged on the bird's wings, "Maybe, you can use this to make clothes for us?"

"Come on you!" Yu Chenxiang reached out to snatch the bird, "How dare you bully a little bird!"

The little bird shrank straight into Yu Chenxiang's arms, nodding her head tremblingly, that's right, how dare you bully the bird!

Yan Mingxu glanced at the little bird, smiled playfully, and didn't speak.

Who let this bird bully Huo Yunzhen?

He had never touched Huo Yunzhen's head, let alone rolled on it!

The bird turmoil passed quickly, and everyone focused on other things in the basket.

"What is this?" Yan Mingxu picked up the stone in the basket, a little curious.

"Bring some water." Huo Yunzhen said.

Yan Mingxu got Huo Yunzhen a bowl of water, Huo Yunzhen put the stone in it and washed it, asked Yan Mingxu to pour out the water, got him another bowl of water, and threw the stone into the water.

What is this doing?

Everyone was very curious and gathered around.

A few minutes later, Huo Yunzhen poured water into another bowl and handed it to Yan Mingxu, "Taste it."

Yan Mingxu lowered his head, took a sip in disgust, and was shocked.

"How is it?" Huo Yunzhen raised an eyebrow and asked him.

Yan Mingxu took a big sip and said in astonishment, "Sour, sour?"

"Is this really vinegar?!"

The others were shocked in an instant, took the bowl from Yan Mingxu's hand, and you tasted it one by one. Although the color is completely different from the vinegar in reality, the taste is definitely vinegar!

There are three such stones, each of which can replace different condiments. Several guests who can’t eat spicy food cried with joy. They can finally get rid of the literal boiled fish!

Besides these, the most abundant one in the basket is a kind of weed.

"What is this?" Xu Miaoyi was a little curious.

"You break it open and look inside." Huo Yunzhen said.

Xu Miaoyi tore apart the weed, and turned to the yellow-white thing from inside, "...beans, bean sprouts?"

She stared at it in a daze, didn't the bean sprouts come from beans?What's this? !

"The definition given in the game is wild buds, it is said to be a delicacy born in wild grass, it is..."

Before Huo Yunzhen finished speaking, the bird flapped its wings and flew over, biting the wild bud.

Xu Miaoyi: "..."

The bird held the wild bud in its mouth and refused to let go. It just blinked and prayed, and Xu Miaoyi involuntarily let go.

"That's how you found this bird?" Xu Miaoyi looked at Huo Yunzhen curiously.

Huo Yunzhen nodded, and said concisely: "Reserve food."

Xu Miaoyi looked at the bird's small body and smiled.

Reserve food for less than one bite per person?

[Group pet Huo Kawaii and his group pet bird? 】

[Fuck, this is too vivid! 】

[This bird is really cute, I want to play the game of raising cubs again. 】

[You can enter this game to raise cubs. 】

【good idea! 】

The audience discovered the magical effect of the game, and there were some discussions about the game in the barrage that only discussed the guests.

It was getting late when Huo Yunzhen came back, and everyone's physical strength was exhausted, so they started preparing lunch.

There are beans... bah... wild sprouts, how can you not eat boiled fish?

Everyone got busy, a few people peeled the weeds from there, and peeled off the fresh wild buds. The snow dumpling was surrounded by a few people, watching eagerly, trying to get everyone to feed them.

It's just that I didn't get two mouthfuls of feeding, but competitors came.

"Chirp~"

The second snow dumpling fell.

"Chirp~"

The third snow dumpling came over.

"Chirp chirp~"

When everyone peeled off those wild buds, there were already more than a dozen snow dumplings!

Huo Yunzhen nodded, "Look, reserve food."

Xu Miaoyi hesitated to speak.

It's just a change from less than one mouthful for one person to two mouthfuls for one person.

"Anyway, we are going to farm," Mo Ningxia said with a smile, "We just wait for these little dumplings to eat the pests."

The little tuanzi seemed to understand, and they all puffed out their small chests, and shouted one after another, as proud as they wanted.

Several question marks slowly appeared in Fang Tianwen's mind.

What is this, the reserve grain bird picks up one and gets ten for free?They don't plan to use these little birds to fly with fishing rods in their mouths, do they?

Then, he heard a staff member in the office yelling: "They are hooked! They decided to raise all these birds!"

"I knew they'd take care of it and they'd be happy. Who doesn't love a cute, fluffy bird? Even a tiny beak!"

"It's okay! Let them taste the sweetness first!"

"Let's release the rabbit later, it's okay, our plan has a long enough time span, take your time!"

"They are in front of others, we are behind the scenes, we have a lot of patience, we will definitely win!"

"Yes! But why does this boiled fish look so delicious? I'm hungry."

"Now how sweetly they laugh, how miserable they cry after a while, this is the true meaning of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!"

Although I don't know the plans of these people, but...in front of Huo Yunzhen...pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?

Fang Tianwen's expression was a little strange.

Isn't this driving both pigs and tigers to lose?

Noticing Fang Tianwen's gaze, the person in charge came over with a smile, "Boss Fang, do you want to hear about our plan?"

The person in charge was full of enthusiasm, with "Listen, listen, I'll tell you" written all over his face, and his desire to speak was unprecedentedly strong.

Fang Tianwen said slowly: "No, I don't want to."

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