Vicious cannon fodder, he doesn't want heartthrobs

Chapter 37



Chapter 37

Although things are moving in the direction they hoped for, the staff of the program team don't know what's going on, they just feel... very uneasy.

"Xuetuanzi, you won't rebel, will you?"

In the silence, some staff spoke with difficulty, their tone full of uncertainty.

"Of course not!" The person in charge said firmly, "We have arranged tasks for them!"

No matter how cute and psychic these snow dumplings are, they are still a bunch of data, and the tasks assigned to them by the system must be given priority.

"The task is to go with the fishing rod in hand, and never stop unless you can't go anymore."

"Don't worry, they will definitely not rebel!"

In this regard, the person in charge is still very confident.

The staff nodded in unison, more or less relieved.

In the light curtain, the snow dumplings were flying hard with their fishing rods. Under the fishing rods, a fat and strong wild boar was caught. The contrast between the wild boar and the snow dumplings made people laugh unconsciously.

And the guests followed behind, chatting and laughing, without noticing anything wrong.

The staff members breathed a sigh of relief, and someone murmured, "...that is to say, we are sure to win?"

In the silence, the person in charge raised his arms and said firmly, "Yes!"

In an instant, the staff responded in unison and cheered.

Who doesn't love winning?

The person in charge grabbed a large handful of candy from his backpack and distributed it to everyone as a celebration, and tried to distribute it to Fang Tianwen.

"Fang, Fang Boss?" The person in charge called out bravely, and suddenly regretted that he came to Fang Tianwen.

Fang Tianwen picked out two fruit flavored ones, "Thanks."

"Hey——" the person in charge was flattered, and said repeatedly, "You're welcome, you're welcome, Mr. Fang, you are too polite."

And at this moment, a staff member shouted indistinctly while eating candy.

"Hey wait—"

"What are they doing?"

In the light curtain, Yan Mingxu took out the tattered fishing rod that had been forgotten long ago.

The hook and line have been separated, and there are several cracks on the pole, as if it will break in a second.

Yan Mingxu threw out the fishing line vigorously, and the fishing line was entangled with the fishing line that caught the pig in mid-air. Yan Mingxu pulled hard, trying to hold back the movements of the snow balls, and then anxiously shouted to Huo Yunzhen: " My broken fishing rod won't last long!"

Fortunately, the pig was too big, and Yan Mingxu's efforts could really slow down Xuetuanzi's movements.

"How many seconds can last?" Huo Yunzhen strode forward holding the ladder, and when he walked past Yan Mingxu, he left two words, "There is me."

The voice was very soft, almost whispering, and Yan Mingxu even thought he was hallucinating for just a second passing by!

He looked at Huo Yunzhen's back in disbelief, and felt a wave of heat slowly rising from the tip of his heart, making him excited!

"do not worry!"

Although he didn't know if Huo Yunzhen could still hear it, Yan Mingxu still shouted loudly towards his back.

"I can hold on for another 100 years!"

As he said that, Yan Mingxu squeezed out some more strength, and pulled towards himself, and then heard a "squeak", and the opening on the pole became bigger!

Yan Mingxu was taken aback, and quickly relaxed, not daring to use any more force. Xue Tuanzi's movements were obviously faster, and Yu Chenxiang opened his mouth and shouted: "Yan Mingxu! Are you okay?"

Yan Mingxu scolded with a smile: "Who do you say can't do it?"

Having said that, Yu Chenxiang and others still wanted to come over to help, and Yan Mingxu almost jumped up in shock.

"Don't come here, don't come here!"

"My broken fishing rod can't support such a strong force!"

A guest rubbed the back of his head, "The show crew is waiting for us here?"

"The program team really deserves to be professional, and the acting skills are outstanding."

Just now when they tried to tell Xuetuanzi to stop, but the Xuetuanzi refused to stop, everyone felt a "thump" in their hearts, knowing that it was broken.

Co-authoring the pheasant and the rabbit and the like are all blindfolds, right?

The real thieves turned out to be these fluffy snow dumplings!

What is day and night defense against house thieves?

This is!

"Zhenzhen is very calm," Mo Ningxia said suddenly, thoughtfully, "I think he seems to be prepared."

"Trust him."

The guests nodded one after another, and someone laughed and said, "Who else can you trust if you don't believe Brother Huo?"

At this moment, the fishing rod in Yan Mingxu's hand made a crisp cracking sound. Yan Mingxu looked around subconsciously, but couldn't see Huo Yunzhen, so he still shouted: "Huo Yunzhen!"

"I can't stand it anymore!"

Following Yan Mingxu's voice, the fishing rod snapped. Yan Mingxu jumped up subconsciously, grabbed the upper part of the broken fishing rod, and tried to hold on for a few more seconds.

The fishing rod continued to break quickly, and even the fishing line couldn't hold it anymore.

The Xuetuanzi seemed to have been untied from some kind of bondage, and their speed had increased significantly. Everyone chased Xuetuanzi while shouting Huo Yunzhen's name.

"Brother Huo! Is Brother Huo there?"

Duan Zehan pointed to a tree and shouted loudly.

"It's Brother Huo!" The sharp-eyed person also saw it, shouted twice excitedly, and then asked in confusion, "What is Brother Huo trying to do?"

And at this moment, the Xuetuanzi slowly approached the tree with their fishing rods and wild boars.

"Yun Zhen!" Ye Baihua suddenly realized something and shouted.

Huo Yunzhen glanced at Ye Baihua, and then jumped up without hesitation.

"Brother Huo!"

"Huo Yunzhen!"

"Zhenzhen!"

Seeing Huo Yunzhen's actions, the guests shouted out in unison.

[Holy shit Mr. Huo is so handsome! 】

[Ah, ah, Mr. Huo's look at Brother Bai can kill me! 】

【Fuck, I remembered that when Mr. Huo rescued Yan Mingxu back then, he said that he didn't want to save Yan Mingxu, just because... Although Mr. Huo didn't say anything here, he saw Brother Bai!How similar to the present scene! ! 】

[Because I like you, so I like this world? 】

[Fuck me first as a respect! 】

[This pair is called Baiyun CP, right?You see, even the name is so good! ! 】

The wild boar was suspended in mid-air, without any point of strength, and could not use its own strength, so the danger/danger was greatly reduced. Huo Yunzhen jumped with all his might, and although he couldn't jump directly onto the wild boar, he managed to grab its tail.

A tail bears the weight of an adult, which is a living oppression for wild boars!

The wild boar let out a heart-piercing cry, wanting to flick its tail and throw Huo Yunzhen out.

But floating in mid-air, the wild boar was also scared, and he didn't have any strength yet, so he couldn't exert much strength!

Not to mention that he didn't make him handsome, but during the swaying left and right, the speed of the Xuetuanzi slowed down, giving Huo Yunzhen a better chance, while looking for a point of strength on the wild boar's hind legs. The wild boar is too big and too fat. It was not difficult to find the point of strength, Huo Yunzhen grabbed the wild boar's tail and climbed up with difficulty.

——This damned human who pulled its tail kicked it!

The wild boar was extremely wronged and wailed loudly.

"Stop barking," Huo Yunzhen said expressionlessly, "it's ugly."

At that moment, the audience in the live broadcast room had only one thought. Fortunately, the wild boar couldn't understand human language, otherwise it would have made you cry on the spot!

In this way, Huo Yunzhen used both hands and feet, and finally climbed onto the wild boar.

The sting on the tail disappeared, and the wild boar finally breathed a sigh of relief, and outside the live broadcast room, the staff of the program team were about to cry!

why?

Because of Huo Yunzhen, he stood up on the wild boar!

Because the wild boar was very heavy, the fishing line was collected more at that time. After Huo Yunzhen stood up, he happened to be able to touch the fishing rod.

In other words, as long as he wanted, he could take the fishing rod back.

"It's okay!" A staff member gritted his teeth, "He didn't dare to take it back. Once he took it back, he would crash the plane!"

"But," said another worker, "he's sitting on a boar."

Even if the plane really crashed, it was the wild boar that was underneath to support Huo Yunzhen. The wild boar is so big and strong. You can see how good the shockproof ability is by looking at the fat. Huo Yunzhen suffered a slight injury at most.

After drinking the detoxification water, nothing happened.

The staff member covered half of his face with his hand, and fell on the shoulder of the person next to him.

Oh my god, this misfortune came more suddenly than happiness!

"Our plan is clearly flawless!" The staff cried, "Obviously they have been deceived!"

"It's all those damn ladders!" The person in charge was heartbroken, "They shouldn't have found the fruit, otherwise Huo Yunzhen wouldn't have had the idea of ​​making ladders!"

Obviously... they are only one step away from victory!

[I have heard of riding a dragon, seen one riding a horse, and saw one riding a pig for the first time. 】

【Mr. Huo, is this a playful thing?Sitting down for a while and standing for a while, is this a pass? 】

[Mr. Huo: To tell you the truth, it's also the first time for me to ride a pig. 】

[Wild Boar: What crime did I do! 】

[This wild boar must not have read the almanac when he went out, he made himself into it alive, was caught by the tail and ridden, and then turned into delicious braised pork, it's pitiful. 】

[I want pork chops with sauce!Braised pork!Roast pork belly! ! 】

[Where's my takeaway? 】

Huo Yunzhen looked around and listened to all directions, found a suitable place to collect the fishing rod, and played a skydive on a pig.

After falling, he was fine, but the wild boar was miserable, and directly smashed a hole.

However, the wild boar is on land, no matter how painful it is, it can exert its strength!

It wants revenge! !

It's a pity that as soon as he got up from the ground, the fierce light in his eyes didn't meet his enemy, and the fishing rod changed hands.

Wild boar: "..."

[On how miserable a wild boar can be. 】

[Night wolf expresses its satisfaction. 】

[Difficult pig, difficult wolf. 】

[Night Wolf Beast: You don't have to. 】

[As for making a fuss, it still depends on Mr. Huo. 】

【So, what are they going to do with the snow dumpling? 】

[Although the snow dumplings are all traitors, but...but they look good! 】

[Give it a good time, I beg QAQ. 】

The Xuetuanzi timidly shrank aside, looked at the fishing rod in Huo Yunzhen's hand, but did not dare to run away.

"You have betrayed our trust so much!" Duan Zehan was heartbroken, "Brother Huo, what are you going to do with them?"

"What to deal with?" Huo Yunzhen glanced lightly, then looked at the snowballs, and shook the fishing rod in his hand, "Want this?"

The Xuetuanzi really wanted to nod, but they didn't dare.

"I can give it to you." Huo Yunzhen generously said, everyone was shocked, and even the live broadcast room was filled with question marks.

The eyes of the Xuetuanzi lit up on the spot, "Jiujiujiu?"

Really, really?

"Really," Huo Yunzhen said lightly, "but I have a condition."

"This fishing rod is not ordinary, so naturally you can't take it easily."

"We exchange equal value."

"You give us a year's work, and this fishing rod belongs to you."

"If you do a good job, you can shorten the time as appropriate, and if you don't do it well, you can increase the time. If you want to get the fishing rod earlier, work hard, how about it?"

Huo Yunzhen raised the corners of his lips and revealed a faint smile.

how about

Isn't this a great thing about pie in the sky?Of course I agree!

The Xuetuanzi quickly surrounded Huo Yunzhen, chattering around Huo Yunzhen, wishing they could offer Huo Yunzhen to heaven!

Huo Yunzhen pushed them away expressionlessly, "Stop doing this, I won't eat it."

"You betrayed us just now."

The shouts of the snow dumplings were full of guilt.

Huo Yunzhen: "This is not an example."

"Next time, I won't give you the fishing rod even if I break it."

"Choo Choo Choo!!"

"The time has come to make up for it." Huo Yunzhen pointed to the wild boar, "Bring it back."

The wild boar was too heavy. It was difficult for everyone to pick up the fishing rod and throw it out. It was too tiring to carry it back. If it was dragged back, the road would not be smooth enough and messy. It was the most reliable to fly with the snow balls.

Just to try their strength

"Choo Choo Choo!!"

The snow dumplings don't take this seriously at all, they have strength!

Soon, they gathered on the wild boar, flapped their wings, and brought the wild boar home.

Just a little slower.

Everyone was stunned by the accident, Huo Yunzhen turned to look at them, and said calmly: "Thank you for the labor force sent by the program team."

Look at the strength of this snow dumpling, it's probably stronger than their serious players!

The program team——the program team is going to die of anger! !

Someone asked, "Brother Huo, did you really give them the fishing rod?"

"Of course," Huo Yunzhen nodded, "We still have four episodes left? The time in the game will not exceed three months after the completion of the first episode."

"At that time, we will not be in this game, and the accounts will be canceled. If we don't give them, the fishing rod will disappear. It's better to give them."

"You are so reasonable." The guest gave a thumbs up.

Woooooo, how can Brother Huo be so awesome!

As the sun was setting, a group of people walked slowly towards the cabin under the cover of the setting sun, which really felt warm.

The person in charge clutched his chest, "It's over."

The staff members sighed deeply when they heard these three words, but they still tapped twice quickly. Countless petals fluttered and danced in mid-air, then swirled around the guests, and finally returned to the air, piecing together the two words "victory". words.

【Won! 】

【congratulations! 】

[Mr. Huo is awesome!Brother Bai is awesome!Miss Xu is awesome!Everyone is awesome! ! 】

[Woooooooo don't want to end. 】

[Guests have quit the game, how long do we have to wait for the next issue? 】

【Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Boss!Mr. Huo, I can't live without you! 】

[When will the edited version be released? 】

[Wait, the live broadcast room is still closed, is it still there? 】

[Hey hey?this picture?Is this in reality? 】

【Out!Everyone is out! !The real Mr. Huo! ! 】

[Mr. Huo is more handsome than in the game! 】

"Congratulations," the staff of the program team approached and asked with a smile, "The bonus is yours now."

"May I ask, how do you plan to use it?"

Huo Yunzhen shrugged, "Let's discuss it."

As he spoke, he looked at Ye Baihua and Yan Mingxu beside him, "What do you think?"

"Donate it." Ye Baihua and Yan Mingxu said at the same time.

Huo Yunzhen nodded, then turned to look at the others, "What do you think?"

The movements of the guests paused, and they looked at Huo Yunzhen in surprise.

... They, they also have a share?

The author has something to say:

#About Ice and Fire Two Heavens#

Guests: Touching QAQ [My heart is on fire]

Program group: woo woo woo QAQ【My heart is like ice】

All cuties have little red envelopes~


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