blenderwars Chapter 163 Meow Meow
Chapter 163 Meow Meow
Chapter 163 Meow Meow
[Shocked, a cat-like elf spit out people's words in public! 】
[Great biological evolution, elves speak human language! 】
[Recently, many trainers have expressed that they suggest promoting humanistic language in the elf world!After all, there are eight volumes of Elvish Common Language, and for elves, they only need to learn Mandarin! 】
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The Miaomiao Lecture Hall was successfully closed, and the impact it brought was huge!You said you have studied Elvish?I'm surprised at most, but you can make an elf speak, and it's not the kind of elf that has an inherent advantage like a parrot, which is very cowhide!
Although the Heavenly King-level spirits can speak human words, they are a minority after all, and there are less than a thousand Heavenly King-level spirits known to tens of billions of trainers in the entire alliance!
What's more, even if some heavenly king-level elves can speak human words, they can master the same meaning as foreigners master Chinese. They are very lame, and they often misunderstand the meaning!
Then look at the meow on the stage, who speaks clearly, expresses clearly, and the rank is not very good, this is very powerful!
It is hard for people to imagine what it takes for a cat to learn human language!
The explanation given by the system is
[Descendants of the great and mysterious Meow Meow family, not all Meow Meow are talking Meow Meow! 】
white night:………
The co-authorship is not that this kind of elf is special, but that this individual is special?
Why, could it be that you are the legendary cat middle school bully, referred to as the cat bully?
Miaomiao was sent away by the system after her speech. Of course, the system did not block Miaomiao's way back!
[Ding ~ Unlock special function - strange spirits]
[Currently Available: Talking Meow Meow, 100 Spirit Stones/time]
white night:………
Need more money?It really deserves to be a system!
But what do I want it for?Continue to hold a big lecture hall and listen to it like a cat meowing?
Let's meow together, meow meow meow together?
To be honest, the teaching effect of the big lecture hall is not great.When everyone listened to it, they all meowed, but with different tones and different times of meowing.
don't know!I really don't understand!
However, low-level elves can speak human words, which caused a major earthquake in the elf academia.Countless experts have called beasts to publish articles and voices, and there are countless academic reports with tens of thousands of words.
Of course, this incident has a profound impact on the elf world!For example, cat elves are very popular recently!
Moreover, even though it was a hot summer day, the cats meowed like they were in spring.
No matter day or night, the only constant in the street is the meowing of cats!
Cat: Do you think that's what I want to call!My lazy master, I don't want to learn Elven language, but I force such an innocent cat to learn human language!
The common language of elves is too difficult, so many people put their ideas on their own cat elves.
If you want to suffer, you can’t suffer me alone. If my cat learns the human language, it can be used as an interpreter for me in the future!This way I don't have to work so hard!Anyway, the cost is not high, an alliance dictionary!
At this moment, not only people, but even cats scolded Bai Ye!
If only they knew who was to blame for them!
[Ding ~ This round of sales has ended, asset accounting is in progress...]
[Principal: 150 million energy stones;
Current assets: funds: [-] million energy stones]
[Evaluation: Pride makes people fall behind! 】
[Achievement: Everyone is my customer (low-level), currently more than 50% of the world's low-level trainers purchase and use our products]
[Reward: Fast Dragon (full level)]
[Countdown to the next round: three years]
[You have new tasks to receive! 】
white night:? ? ?
A year has passed without knowing it?
Settlement?
And what do you mean by system?Five hundred million energy stones are not enough!What do you mean by this evaluation?What is pride that makes people lag behind!
Take a look at the current panel:
[Elf sales develop a one-stop service system...]
[Host: White Night]
[Elf: Slightly...]
[Current level: 5 (up to level 50 elves can be purchased directly from the system)]
[Total funds: [-] million energy stones (continuously increasing...)]
[Products available for sale: abbreviated]
[Countdown of this round of settlement: three years]
[Available mission: Generation of Cats! 】
[Mission introduction: Since ancient times, cats and dogs have been good friends of human beings.Every cat should have a qualified excrement shovel officer!Go ahead and find a suitable owner for Miaomiao! 】
[Task Requirements: Sell Miaomiao (the quantity must not be less than 50% of the existing customers)]
[Task Reward: Unlock the Mysterious Elf]
[Mission penalty: The host can only communicate in cat language for one month]
white night:………
System, you did this on purpose!The talking meow came just now, and this unlocked meow!
Also, wasn't the previous punishment all deductions?Why is it changed to personal injury now!
You have changed the system!You were not like this before!
Cat language for a month, this is absolutely unbearable!Fortunately, there are meowing beasts that can speak human language.Now the cat elves in the alliance are on fire!
Considering that other cat elves are so popular, my "authentic" Meow Meow should sell better!
"Ding dong~ You have new news!"
The trainers who are burning night battles, or studying the common language of elves, or teaching cat elves to speak the human language have received a push from the Baikan APP.
"Bai's Group's new elf—Meow Meow will be launched soon!"
Trainer:! ! !
Meow Meow is coming to the shelves?
Our spring is coming?
finally!Finally, there is no need to learn Elvish!My interpreter, wait for me!
This night is destined to be sleepless.Even in the middle of the night, the streets and alleys were full of laughter.
Scattered pieces of paper fluttered down like snowflakes, it was because those trainers who thought they were about to be liberated couldn't wait to tear up their "textbooks"!
They've had enough of the elven lingua franca!
"Mimi, you are free!"
"Meow?"
The cats are very curious, why didn't the owner shout at himself with that book today?
But it’s okay, although they are cats, it will be tiring to bark all the time!
Poor cats, have no idea they're about to fall out of favor!
The next day, Bai's store ushered in another hot moment.The Bureau of Seminary Management seems to have expected it long ago, and dispatched personnel early to maintain order.
"Don't crowd, please line up in an orderly manner!"
Most of the people in the front row are young faces.That's right, these are all students of the Elf Academy!
If you want to say that Miaomiao is the happiest on the shelves, it must be them!
All the hard work comes!All the hard work comes!
As everyone knows, in every school, black-faced teachers silently draw a big cross behind their names!
"Collective absenteeism! Do you think you don't have to go to class or take exams because of Miaomiao? Naive!"
Finally, at nine o'clock, Bai Ye's shop opened.
"Come on!"
"Long live meow meow!"
"Finally liberated!"
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A trainer bought Meow Meow and couldn't wait to call it out.
"Meow, say hello to everyone!"
"Meow?"
"Hey! Don't be humble, speak human words!"
Meow meow:…………
"Meow meow meow?"
Trainer: ...
No way, this Miaomiao hasn't mastered the skill of speaking human language yet!
(End of this chapter)