I'm an urban villain

Chapter 163 Three Great Clevernesses

"I heard that you have been looking for me all this time?" Fang Chen put his left hand in his trouser pocket and smiled contemptuously: "Fight with Fang Chen, do you have the strength?"

Then he walked to Dahu's side, raised his right hand holding the baseball bat, and pressed it firmly to his forehead under Dahu's stiff face.

"Don't you dare to fight?"

"Not awesome anymore?"

Fang Chen chuckled, his eyes were full of jokes: "I'll give you one more chance, just count to three, one stick down, my life, yours!"

The corner of Duhu's mouth was twitching all the time, resisting the urge to kill him, but he didn't dare to move.

"one!"

"two!"

"it is good!"

As soon as Fang Chen finished counting three times, he directly snatched the baseball bat from Dug's hand and threw it aside casually.

"It's useless to give you a chance!" Fang Chen pushed Duhu's head hard, and sneered disdainfully while talking.

"Ah? You are useless if I give you a chance!!!"

Fang Chen humiliated Xiaohu again with the same action.

Seeing the arrogant and domineering tigers and tigers become sluggish and sluggish, Fang Chen's sense of accomplishment in his heart was inflated!

"wcwcwcwcwc!"

"How did this guy pull more than me?!"

Qin Wen was stunned when he saw Fang Chen's rascal appearance.

"Now! Kneel down!"

"Call me Dad! I'll let you go!"

Fang Chen thought that it was almost the same time, and he would not be able to make it to the party, so he finally made this "overlord request".

When Dahu and Xiaohu heard this, their complexion turned extremely dark, and they wished they could slap him right now.

"call out!"

"Boom!"

Fang Chen only felt that something hit his wrist, and the phone fell to the ground at this moment.

Uh. . .

The atmosphere suddenly fell into silence.

I don't know how long it took.

"That, cauldron, you drop your phone!"

Xiaohu spoke first, then bent down to pick up the phone, and put it in Fang Chen's hand hanging in the air.

After finishing all this, he lowered his head and stood back where he was, waiting for Fang Chen's righteous "judgment".

Uh. . .

This time, not only Da Hu and Fang Chen, but even Qin Wen in the distance were dumbfounded.

"You tm are a real tiger!!!"

"This young master has helped you all in this way, wow!"

"I boil!!!"

Qin Wen slapped his head and almost fainted. There were countless desires in his heart that he wanted to blurt out.

Fang Chen also stayed on the spot in a daze, looking at the phone in his hand, he couldn't believe that what happened before him was actually real!

"boom!"

"Where's your tm brain?!"

Dahu finally reacted first, and directly gave Xiaohu a big bib, then took advantage of Fang Chen's stunned time, quickly snatched the phone, and stepped on the ground with one foot.

"Hit him!!!"

After shouting loudly, he rushed towards Fang Chen directly.

At this moment, Fang Chen finally came to his senses and realized that he "is over".

So he quickly covered his head with his hands and shouted: "Big brothers! Don't hit people in the face!!!"

"I still want to host..."

"what--"

"Bang bang bang!"

Big Tiger and Little Tiger's chaotic punches finally landed on Fang Chen's body, causing him to let out a scream like killing a pig.

"Ding! The protagonist was beaten instead of pretending to be aggressive, his mentality exploded, and his luck value decreased by 800 points!"

Seeing that he finally saw what he wanted to see, Qin Wen felt relieved.

At this time, Shen Yuanyuan also sent a message to ask where she was, so she just stretched herself, whistled happily, and walked into the distance.

Only a few minutes passed after that.

"Hey! What are you doing?!"

A security guard took a flashlight and took a picture of the three dark figures.

"Brother, no, there is a note!"

Xiaohu was so frightened that he trembled all over, he quickly released Fang Chen and said in a panic.

"Idiot! This is the school, where did you get the note?!" Dahu lowered his voice, and then wanted to take Xiaohu to escape quickly.

Unexpectedly, the security guard blocked the exit one step ahead of them.

"Which class are you all in?!" Uncle Security looked serious, and shouted loudly: "Gather a crowd to fight, I will report to you all!"

"Damn it! How dare the little security guard talk to me like that?!"

Du Hu originally thought that "one more thing is worse than one less thing", but he couldn't bear his violent temper, so he immediately rolled up his sleeves and was about to fight with the security guards.

Fortunately, Xiaohu quickly grabbed Dahu's clothes and whispered: "Brother, this is the school, not outside!"

The voice just fell.

"Well, I'm Li Hong, Class [-], Hospital Department." Xiaohu coughed lightly, and looked at the security guard sincerely, as if asking "Can I go?"

"That's the Department of Medicine." Fang Chen, as a terminal patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, couldn't help correcting him in a low voice.

Xiaohu wiped the cold sweat off his face, gave Fang Chen a grateful look, and then walked away pretending to be calm under the scorching eyes of the security guard.

When Dug saw it, he suddenly realized, and followed Xiaohu's example, and said with guilt, "I'm Li Lan, Class [-], Department of Medicine."

"Ang!" The security guard nodded, indicating that Duo can leave too.

But Fang Chen saw that the big tiger and the little tiger had left, and wanted to tell the truth to the security guard directly, but he hesitated when he got to his mouth.

The problem facing him now is: if he reports big tigers and small tigers, it will inevitably lead to interrogation and investigation by the security guards, which will waste his precious time even more, but if he does not report. . .

Fang Chen thought for a long time in his heart at this moment, and finally sighed softly.

"Ugh!"

"I won't expose you this time!" Fang Chen clenched his fists and thought unwillingly.

"What about you? What class are you in?"

The security guard put his arms around his chest and looked at Fang Chen coldly.

"Hey, Uncle Security, I'm Li Bai, Class [-], Department of Medicine." Fang Chen replied with a smile.

"Li Bai?"

The security guard glanced at Fang Chen thoughtfully, then widened his eyes, and shouted: "You think I haven't read books?! Li Bai is obviously an ancient poet!"

"Tell me, what's your name?!"

"Damn it! Can this be exposed?!" Fang Chen almost burst into a mouthful of national essence.

However, in order not to arouse the security guard's suspicion, Fang Chen said immediately: "Actually, my name is Li Shangyin."

"Well, yes." After Fang Chen finished speaking, he nodded firmly, "My name is Li Shangyin."

"Understood, let's go!" The security guard put down the notebook and waved his hand casually.

"what?"

Fang Chen didn't come back to his senses for a while, blinked his eyes twice, as if he couldn't believe what happened in front of him.

"Ah what?!" The security guard glared and scolded, "Student Li Shangyin, just wait for the punishment! Hmph!"

Then, with Fang Chen's petrified expression, he shook the flashlight and left here, leaving only Fang Chen with his jaw dropped in shock, dazed in place.