blenderwars Chapter 349 Come Up And Beat Me If You Can.
Chapter 349 Come Up And Beat Me If You Can.
Just as he stood in the feeding area, Zhao Yan suddenly heard a loli sound.
"Wow, so much food, give it to me, give it to me quickly!"
? ? ?
Zhao Yan looked confused, looked around and found that there were no lolita around.
"What's going on? Auditory hallucinations?"
Zhao Yan touched his chin and thought.
Could it be that I think about it day by day and dream about it at night? Do you miss Loli?
No, no, that's not right.
He, Zhao Yan, is aboveboard and upright, how could he be so evil.
Shaking his head vigorously, Zhao Yan looked at the staff calmly.
I found that he was still staring at me.
"..."
Shrugging helplessly, Zhao Yan said to Xiao Wang: "I'll call 123 later and let's run together."
It seems like it has to be hard.
"?"
Xiao Wang was speechless.
Still running?
Last time I was chased for several miles and almost died from exhaustion.
Just when Zhao Yan opened his mouth and was about to shout a signal.
The lolita voice sounded again, "Why is this human so fat? Give me the food!"
Zhao Yan stiffened, and a chill went straight from the soles of his feet to Tianling Gai.
dirty stuff? !
It's broad daylight! Don’t dirty things avoid people during the day now?
"Idiot! Here! Here! Give me meat quickly!"
Loliyin seemed a little impatient.
Zhao Yan suddenly turned his head and stared at a white tiger in the circular pit below.
The white tiger's hair is neat and shiny in the sun. Compared with the other tigers, it looks like it stands out from the crowd.
"Hehe, you saw me, ah~"
When Bai Hu saw that Zhao Yan finally noticed it, he opened his mouth wide and stared at the chicken in the net bag with his big amber eyes.
"..."
Zhao Yan was numb.
Shit, can you talk?
At this time, nearby tourists also noticed the white tiger's movements.
"Oh, look at this white tiger, so cute."
"Haha, it's waiting to be fed with its mouth open."
"Huh? This is because I have taken a fancy to the chicken in my brother's net pocket."
"Brother, just give me a chicken and see how greedy it is."
Zhao Yan's eyes were straight, but there was no difference among the tourists, which meant that he was the only one who heard Bai Hu's words.
In a flash of lightning, he thought of the beast language proficiency he had drawn.
The sow nurse at that time made him so angry that he subconsciously didn't care much about this skill.
Now it seems that it is also an awesome skill.
Thinking of this, Zhao Yan opened his mouth and began to imitate the sound of a tiger.
The surrounding tourists were surprised, but they didn't pay much attention.
Many tiger enthusiasts will imitate tiger roars several times.
The meaningless sound in the ears of tourists, but in the ears of the white tiger below, the meaning is very clear.
"Are you talking to me?"
The sound exploded in Bai Hu's ears like thunder.
It stumbled and almost fell into the green pool.
The other tigers lying lazily on the ground also suddenly raised their heads, a trace of doubt flashing in their cold and majestic eyes.
The white tiger looked at Zhao Yan in surprise: "How can you talk to me?"
It discovered that Zhao Yan looked similar to the human brother who served him food.
Those little brothers couldn't understand what it said.
How come Zhao Yan can understand it?
Zhao Yan smiled slightly and thought it was interesting to master the skill of animal language.
"Of course, I'm different from them."
"Hey, what's the difference? They're all my subordinates. Throw the meat over to me."
A trace of human disdain flashed in Bai Hu's eyes.
"..."
Damn, there's something wrong with this tiger.
Why do you feel that your IQ is a little high?
Has it mutated?
Yes, after all, white tigers are relatively rare among the entire tiger group. Their appearance is white and smooth, and I heard that even their internal structure is different from other tigers.
"Want to eat?"
Zhao Yan took out a chicken from his net bag, stretched out his arms, and swung it over the white tiger.
"Yeah, I think so!" Bai Hu raised his head, his big amber eyes full of desire.
All the tears flowed out.
"Hey, just think about it."
Zhao Yan laughed evilly, retracted his arm and put the chicken into the net bag.
Baihu: "???"
The onlookers couldn't stand it anymore.
You are not a human being.
"Brother, it's not like that."
"Yeah, it's just a chicken. It's everywhere, nothing special about it."
"Huh, stingy. Chickens are so cheap, I always get two at a time."
Similarly, netizens in the live broadcast room also began to crusade.
"Fuck, this scumbag is starting to harm tigers."
"White Tiger: You are a dog."
"Zhao Yan: I am."
"Hahaha, Baihu is confused. Why do I feel like she is a little angry?"
"The sound Zhao Yan made just now was in tiger language? Is he communicating with tigers?"
"You must have read too many novels. How can a human communicate with a tiger?"
The white tiger below bared his teeth and said, "Human! Do you dare to play tricks on me?"
"Believe it or not, I'll beat you up?"
Huh, it's been a long time since a tiger provoked it, and I almost forgot what it felt like to be provoked.
Those younger brothers also provided delicious food and drink.
Hearing this, Zhao Yan burst into laughter.
"Haha, you're such a stupid cat and you still want to beat me up? Believe it or not, I'll slap you to the sky?"
Really speechless.
I never thought that some tigers also like to brag.
The pool is so wide that it is impossible for a tiger to jump directly into it.
As for coming from the water, that's even more nonsense.
The tiger can only swim in the pool and cannot muster the energy to jump up.
"Ho! You dare to scold me?" Bai Hu was furious and paced back and forth below.
"Why are you just scolding you? Stupid cat, sick cat, stupid cat."
This is a war of words between humans and tigers, and Zhao Yan, on behalf of humans, must not lose.
"Haha, look at your urgency, do you want to bite me? Come up if you can!"
"Tsk, tsk, looking at how stupid you are, you probably won't be able to get up."
Standing in a safe area, Zhao Yan calmly dealt with the white tiger below.
"You! Damn it, I, I, I'm going to beat you to death!"
Bai Hu was obviously not good at scolding, and he was trembling with anger. He didn't want to eat the chicken legs next to him. When had he ever suffered this injustice?
The other tourists thought it was choked when they saw its appearance, and immediately stopped throwing the drumsticks.
"Bah! You're a little noob, you don't even dare to come up and hit me, you're so cowardly."
Zhao Yan sighed boredly and prepared to retreat.
Xiao Wang next to him was a little confused when he saw Zhao Yan making an inexplicable tiger cry.
But I still do my job honestly.
The white tiger's big eyes radiated blazing anger.
It is very angry!
"Ho! Die!"
The white tiger's thick and powerful hind legs suddenly exerted force, and the entire tiger body flew into the air, and its upper body directly grabbed the railing next to Zhao Yan.
Then with a little more force, it flipped up.
It flicked its tail gracefully, and a hint of amusement flashed in the tiger's eyes.
Zhao Yan: "???"
Other tourists who were wondering whether the white tiger had choked saw the white tiger jump up and land not far from them.
He was immediately frightened.
"Ah! Help! The tiger is out!"
"Fuck! Run!"
"Mom, help! Damn it, are you stupid, how did you design the zoo!"
"Case, wipe, wipe! Maiga, call the police quickly!"
The tourists vividly explained what Ye Gong loves dragons.
I thought the white tiger was cute just now, but everyone ran away as soon as he came up to me.
At that speed, Bolt has to give up.