Chapter 449 The Correct Way To Rip Off Customers
Chapter 449 The Correct Way To Rip Off Customers
White House.
CIA agents are reporting to Edward the movements of the Japanese emperor.
"Your Excellency, we found that Emperor Nintoku is in contact with China. We don't know what exactly they talked about."
Upon hearing this, Edward's face turned dark.
He has always been very wary of the Emperor of Japan. After all, there is a huge conflict of interest between the two. If Chou Country wants to control Japan, the Emperor is the biggest obstacle.
Otherwise, the emperor would not have been forced to hand over power and declare the "Human Declaration" to deny the existence of God.
Who would have thought that a sudden and strange inversion of diarrhea in Japan made the emperor, who had already been hit the bottom, have the tendency to climb up. This was a very dangerous signal.
"I know, you go down first."
Edward rubbed his head with a headache, preparing to discuss with his staff what kind of policy to adopt towards the Japanese country.
As soon as the CIA agent went down, Robert's phone call came in.
"Your Excellency, something bad is going on."
When Edward heard this, his heart suddenly jumped, why is it bad again? Their ugly country has been possessed by bad luck recently, and everything is going wrong.
"What happened again?"
"Your Excellency, I just received a letter. The theft gang that stole the Tokyo Museum and the National Museum of Obfuscation in succession is targeting our Metropolitan Museum!"
"What? That mysterious theft gang came to our ugly country?"
Edward was shocked. What a troubled time it was. The Japanese issue hadn't been resolved yet, and the thief was here again.
"Yes, our museum security is not strong enough to deal with that gang of thieves, so I'm asking for the support of FBI agents."
"..."
Upon hearing Robert's request, Edward's mouth twitched slightly.
To catch a theft gang, you fucking ask me to dispatch the FBI? Isn't that killing a chicken with a knife?
"Forget it about the FBI. I'll contact Blackwater Security later. It's enough to catch a theft gang."
Edward refused Robert's request without hesitation, he couldn't afford to lose that person.
He felt that Blackwater Security was enough to deal with that group of thieves. After all, this security company had helped train many excellent soldiers for their army, and their strength was beyond doubt.
"This, okay." Robert agreed in a deep voice. He felt that Blackwater Security was also good.
.....
After dinner, Zhao Yan remembered that he had not clocked in today, so he hacked into the Uber company, added his forged information, and then changed the license plate number to that of Chou Country.
"By the way, today should be the last day."
Zhao Yan was filled with energy at the thought of finishing his job as a hearse driver soon.
The system had said before that it could increase the probability of being randomly assigned to an extraordinary profession, and he wanted to experience it for himself.
Not long after it was completed, his phone notified him that he had received an order. Zhao Yan looked at the location. Very close, maybe a few hundred meters.
One minute later.
Zhao Yan saw that the passengers who placed the order this time turned out to be two big bosses. He secretly felt bad luck and did not choose to refuse the ride. He was prepared to endure the last order.
The two old black men were each carrying a bag, and their dark faces could not be seen clearly.
When Liang Hei got into the car, Zhao Yan didn't say anything and walked towards the predetermined address with his head down.
There was no words to say all the way, and we soon arrived at the end of this trip. This place should belong to a slum. The location is not only remote, but also very dirty.
It was also New York, which was simply the difference between heaven and hell from the place where he stayed before.
"Hello, the end is here." Zhao Yan gave a friendly reminder.
At this time, one of the old black eyes rolled. He said with a playful smile: "Hi, man. Thank you very much for sending me back. I wonder if I can invite you to my house?"
When he saw that Zhao Yan was alone and of Asian descent, he immediately became suspicious.
The other old black man just thought for a moment and understood what his companion meant, and he also echoed: "Yes, it's getting late now, so it's not too late to take a rest before leaving."
?
Zhao Yan looked slightly stunned. He couldn't figure out what the two old black men meant.
He can't be gay, can he?
Or maybe you want to buy it for zero yuan?
"Sorry, I have something else to do. Get out of the car."
Zhao Yan refused the other party's request without hesitation. He felt disgusted just by looking at him. It was his greatest kindness not to kill him directly.
"What do you mean, you yellow-skinned monkey? Do you look down on us?" Lao Hei, who was the first to speak, was angry.
"Yeah, I just look down on you. I feel sick after just one more look at you. To tell you the truth, at the beginning, I couldn't hold back from vomiting all the way."
Zhao Yan nodded seriously. Anyway, we have arrived at the terminal. Today's check-in task has been completed, so there is no need to pamper them anymore.
"..."
The two old black men were immediately confused when they heard Zhao Yan's straightforward words.
This was the first time they heard such honest words.
Normal people dislike them secretly.
"court death!"
"Dude fuck him!"
The two black men came to their senses and stood up to teach the arrogant Asian a painful lesson.
Originally, they just wanted to borrow some money to spend. After all, buying for 0 yuan is their fine tradition. Now this guy is ignorant, and the two old gangsters have changed their minds.
"You know why everyone hates you, because you are too stupid and have lowered the IQ of all mankind." Zhao Yan shook his head slightly, and the last words came first.
He stretched out his two palms and pinched the necks of the two old black men like lightning, twisting them slightly.
Click.
The throat bones of the two old black men were directly twisted.
Zhao Yan casually threw the two old black men back and took out a wet wipe to wipe his hands in disgust. He suddenly understood the true meaning of the profession of a hearse driver.
"Unfortunately, I thought the scammer was just asking for more money, but that's how it turns out."
Zhao Yan had a look of realization on his face, understanding the system's good intentions. He was very ashamed at the moment, and it was not until the last day that he understood the correct way to start this career.
He casually put the hearse into the virtual state, and when he came to a road, he pressed the cleaning mode. Suddenly, the two old black bodies leaked out of the back seat of the hearse and rolled a few times on the road.
The vehicle that was driving behind suddenly saw two old black men appearing out of thin air, and was suddenly frightened and slammed on the brakes.
Didi didi.
"Fuck! What are you doing?"
"Sure enough, where there is Lao Hei, there is chaos."
"Hey, get up and get out of here!"
The driver behind did not get out of the car, thinking that the two drunk men accidentally entered the road.
After all, it's getting dark now, and the other person's skin color blends in perfectly with the environment.
After honking the horn several times but getting no response, a driver impatiently got out of the car to check. Suddenly he saw Lao Hei's crooked neck. The driver was startled and stretched out his fingers to sniff.
"ah!!"
The driver was so frightened that he rolled over and ran to the car to call the police.
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