blenderwars Chapter 435
Chapter 435
Chapter 435 Take a piss and take a picture of yourself
Why do you want to take off your shirt instead of your pants? This question not only embarrassed the young teacher, but even the majority of fans: “Yes, why don’t you take off your pants in a fight, but take off your shirt?”
“Why Nizi always finds problems that we can’t find, so angry.”
“Boom, boom, knock on the door, this question, can I add a hundred thousand whys?”
“If you have a question, ask Nizi!”
“Yes, since it is the problem raised by Nizi, I should let Nizi solve it!”
“Say Nizi!”
“Nizi, I have already rewarded you, so let’s talk!”
Fans leave messages wildly.
Ye Feng also continued: “This problem, the young teacher is also puzzled.”
Teacher: “Teacher, why”
Xiao Ming: “It’s very simple!”
Teacher: “In simple words, you would say.”
Xiao Ming: “Take off your shirt in a fight. It depends on who you fight.”
Teacher: “What else is there to say?”
Xiao Ming: “Of course there is. Men fight and take off their shirts to show their strength. Taking off their pants doesn’t become a bayonet. A serious man who fights with a bayonet, do you fight it?”
Teacher: “No, no, no, I don’t fight, I don’t fight.”
Xiao Ming: “Teacher, you lost again.”
Teacher: “You only talked about fighting with boys, why don’t you talk about fighting with girls”
Xiao Ming: “You must take off your pants when fighting with a girl. There is nothing that can’t be solved in one shot. If there is, then two shots!”
Ye Feng imitated Xiao Ming and finished.
Fans in the live broadcast room rioted at that time: “Dirt dirty, the train is coming!”
“Get in the car, everyone, get in the car and drive.”.
“Hahaha, I suddenly remembered that it was tune to take off my clothes and fight before Nizi, hahaha.”
“I’m salty to believe that Nizi’s mouth is definitely a magic weapon for Taishang Laojun.”
“No, no, no, Nizi’s mouth is from the ancestor of Wujun. “You are all wrong. Nizi’s mouth is actually Pangu’s magic weapon.”
“Quickly, let Nizi continue to say, I can’t wait, I’m hungry and thirsty.”
“Later, there will be later”
The fans booed.
Ye Feng smiled and said, “Of course there is.”
When Xiao Ming said that nothing can’t be solved in one shot, he was happy at the time and sneered: “If you study so badly, how come there are girls who like you and don’t put gold on their faces.”
Xiao Ming: “Well, when I confessed to the goddess”
Teacher: “When you confessed, the goddess asked you to take a piss and take a picture of yourself, right”
Xiao Ming: “Yes, the goddess not only asked me to take a piss and take pictures of myself, but the tone was also very mean, and the expression was very contemptuous of you.”
Teacher: “Hahaha, now you know that you have two pounds, don’t you study hard, it’s a dead end!”
Xiao Ming: “But I ended up with the goddess.”
Teacher: “Hehe, it’s not that the goddess is pregnant with someone else’s child, let you accompany you to the abortion”
Xiao Ming: “No!”
Teacher: “What’s that?”
Xiao Ming: “The goddess asked me to pee and take pictures of myself. I peeed at that time.”
Teacher: “What about then”
Xiao Ming: “Then when I took it out, the goddess’ eyes lit up, saying that she wanted to try to get along with me.”
The last sentence fell.
The fans in the live broadcast room boiled a hundred times higher than the oil pan: “The unprepared show flashed Laozi’s waist.”
“Nizi, are you trying to laugh as a father? Are you trying to laugh as a father”
“Damn, I was drinking water and it came out directly.”
“Damn, I was on the way to the toilet, and I just smiled and sprayed. As for the spray, you know!”
“Fuck, look at the girl upstairs.”
“Ahahaha, it turns out that fairies can shit too.”
“Damn it, when I think of fairies who will pull a golden crap, I suddenly can’t fall in love.”
“Two bastards upstairs, talk about something that tastes good”
“Seeking the psychological shadow area of young teachers.”
“Right, right, and ask for the psychological shadow of young teachers.”
“Nizi, what happened later”
“Yes, what happened to the young teacher after being hit by a crit”