Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

Chapter 903 Using Panties to Force Prison Payment

"We're all from the same village, why are you being so formal? I'm already here, why would I need to go to the hospital to register?"

Uchiha Gin reached out and teased the baby who was attracted by the red tulips, then smiled and nodded at Yuhi Rina, whose face was full of surprise.

"Oh? I can't accept this. Shinku, you should ask for leave right away. Let's have a proper welcome for Gintoki at home."

Having understood Uchiha Gin's subtext, Yuhi Rina immediately pinched her husband hard. Getting the gynecological expert from Konoha to come to their home for a consultation was something even noble lords couldn't necessarily do with money.

"But what about the school?"

Upon hearing this, Kurenai Yuhi's face fell. He had a practical training class today, and children from several grades were waiting for him.

"Work is a small matter, but being impolite is a big deal."

Despite her seemingly stern demeanor, Yuhi Maku is actually a doting husband.

"Ok."

Faced with his wife's pleading, he reluctantly raised his hand and created a clone to go to the school to ask for leave, while he unsheathed the long sword from his waist and gestured an invitation to Uchiha Gintoki.

"Please, both of you."

"Sorry to bother you."

Kurenai Yuhi's house is a typical detached house with a cozy interior design. The usable area is not large, but it is enough for a family of three.

"Please make yourselves at home. Is there anything special you'd like to do regarding tea?"

After leading Uchiha Gin and his companion to the living room and seating them, Yuhi Shinku, who was preparing tea, casually asked...

"Black tea is fine."

"Add three spoonfuls of sugar."

While making tea, Uchiha Gin took the baby from Yuhi Rina's arms and carefully examined him. His gentle movements made the newborn giggle.

"Mrs. Yuhi, this child is very healthy and has a good constitution. He will definitely become an outstanding ninja in the future."

"Haha, Gintoki, you're too kind. Just call me Rina."

Upon hearing the results of Uchiha Gin's medical examination, Yuhi Rina couldn't stop smiling.

"really?"

Upon hearing this, Kurenai Yuhi, who was carrying tea, beamed with joy.

"Honey, are you questioning Gintoki's professional competence?"

Rina's eyebrows furrowed, and she looked at her elated husband with reproach in her eyes.

"Don't misunderstand, I'm just too happy. We've finally lived up to the elders' expectations."

Kurenai Yuhi quickly shook his head. He was burdened with the mission of revitalizing the Yuhi clan. If the child was a Muggle, how could he face the clan elders who had sold everything they owned?

"Please, both of you."

After comforting his wife, he pushed a cup of tea, made with one part water and nine parts sugar, in front of Uchiha Gin.

Slurp~

Uchiha Gin eagerly took a sip, and the perfectly balanced sweetness made his eyes light up.

"Great candy! Which store did you buy it from?"

“It’s a family workshop. If you like it, Gin-sang, I’ll send two bags to your residence tomorrow.”

Seeing that Uchiha Gin seemed to really like their family's sugar, Yuhi Rina said with a smile.

"How could I possibly give you two more bags?"

I never expected that the Yuhi clan's family business was sugar production. It seems I should spend more time with my neighbors in the future.

After a few cups of sweet tea, a satisfied Uchiha Gin didn't forget the purpose of his trip: to use his new neighbor's position to promote his training dummies at the ninja academy.

"The Crimson Prison looks a bit unfamiliar."

However, before that, let's chat a bit. Uchiha Gin searched his memory for information about the man in front of him, only to find that he had never dealt with this old fox before.

"Ever since I graduated from the Ninja Academy, I have been in seclusion under the supervision of the clan elders. It's normal that Gintoki has never seen me."

Yuhi Shinku forced a stiff smile and began to explain.

"I see. I haven't asked how old Zhenhong Prison is this year yet?"

"I am thirty-two years old."

Uchiha Gin nodded with a look of sudden realization. No wonder he looked so unfamiliar; he was just an old, unseen leek.

Meanwhile, opposite him, Kurenai Yuhi was also carefully recalling information about Gin Uchiha. He vaguely remembered that his clan elders had mentioned this name when he was young.

Uchiha.

银？

击尻

银！

As the sealed memories were gradually revealed, Kurenai Yuhi's face twitched violently. Could it be that the person sitting in front of her was the Demon Who Strikes the Buttocks, who had once struck fear into the hearts of countless Konoha lads?

He remembered that there was a girl from the Inuzuka clan in his class, I think her name was Inuzuka Yuzu, who was "tortured" by that devil and graduated early, becoming a genin at a young age.

"A real red prison? A real red prison?"

Noticing that Kurenai Yuhi's expression suddenly became somewhat dazed, Gin Uchiha waved at her curiously.

"Gin-san, what did you just say?"

Subtly shifting her position back, Yuhi Shinku cautiously began to speak.

"I asked you where you work?"

"Zhen Hong is the head instructor of the Ninja Academy, responsible for the practical training courses for all grades."

Glaring at her absent-minded husband, Yuhi Rina answered for him.

"Chief Instructor? Zhen Hong is truly a promising young man."

Upon hearing that Kurenai Yuhi was a combat instructor, Gin Uchiha couldn't hide the joy in his eyes; he needed a partner in that role.

"Gin-san, you flatter me. Compared to your renown, I am nothing."

She gave the curly-haired demon, who had been the nightmare of countless Konoha children, a deep look, and shook her head with a complicated expression.

"Of course, Gintoki's medical skills are superb. You can't find another gynecologist as professional as him in the entire Land of Fire."

Clearly, his wife had misunderstood, thinking that Yuhi Maku was praising Uchiha Gin's medical skills. Her eyes twitched at the thought.

His wife was not a ninja, but just an ordinary member of the Yuhi clan, so it was normal that she did not know the terror of the Jijiri Gin.

"Kids these days must be so hard to raise, are they really in prison?"

Although he didn't know why Yuhi Shinku looked away when she was looking at him, Uchiha Gin still gradually steered the conversation towards the Ninja Academy.

"Of course, kids these days don't have as strong bottoms as we did back then."

Still lost in the legend of the butt-slapping silver sword, Yuhi Shinku subconsciously replied, but as soon as the words left her mouth, she felt three burning gazes and quickly changed her mind.

"Body, I mean body. Kids these days eat too much junk food, and their physical fitness is far worse than it was back then."

"I think so too. The reason why children generally progress slowly nowadays is partly due to their diet, and partly because there are no suitable teaching materials."

Textbook?

Hearing this, Kurenai Yuhi frowned slightly. Blaming the textbook for a child's lack of progress is no different from a ninja blaming a kunai for failing to aim at the enemy on the battlefield.

"There's not much of a connection between them. When it comes to learning, besides the teacher's guidance, the most important thing is still your own effort."

"No, no, no, you're out of touch with Crimson Prison!"

Uchiha Gin shook his finger mysteriously.

Do you know Minato Namikaze?

"I know, he was an outstanding graduate from the previous year. He was recruited into the village's secret organization right after graduation."

Although Yuhi Makoto had only been with the company for a short time, she had learned about the outstanding student's achievements through conversations with other teachers.

"Hmph~ That's because he used the learning materials I made myself."

"Him? You? Study materials?"

Looking at the somewhat smug Uchiha Gin in disbelief, Kurenai Yuhi's brain almost couldn't process it. "Aren't you a gynecologist?"

"Being a gynecologist is just one of my many side jobs. Actually, my most famous title is not gynecological expert, but Konoha's number one developer."

In order to successfully promote the training dummy program, Uchiha Gin had to bring out another, long-forgotten identity of his.

"Konoha's number one developer?"

Kurenai Yuhi's mind was completely blank at that moment. How come he had never heard of this title before?

But how can I?

"Shh~ This is the village's top secret. I only told you, Zhen Hong, about this because I feel we have a connection."

Before Kurenai Yuhi could voice her doubts, Gin Uchiha made a shushing gesture and explained earnestly in a low voice,

After a brief moment of thought, Yuhi Shinku, who had been taken aback, realized that Uchiha Gin had no reason to deceive her. A ninja from a small clan like her shouldn't possess anything that Gin could possibly covet.

"I wonder what kind of teaching materials Gintoki developed?"

Driven by curiosity, Yuhi Shinku finally took the bait thrown by Uchiha Gin.

Seeing that the fish had taken the bait, Uchiha Gin maintained his mysterious demeanor and spoke in a serious tone,

"A ninja tool that allows users to learn and improve new skills through simulated combat."

Real combat?

Isn't this his specialty?

Such a coincidence made Kurenai Yuhi vaguely sense something was amiss, but seeing Gin Uchiha's inscrutable expression, he couldn't suppress his curiosity.

"Um...can I try it out?"

Hearing is believing, seeing is believing. If this ninja tool is really as amazing as Uchiha Gin said, then wouldn't all of his students be like Namikaze Minato?

"Oh, this."

Gin Uchiha feigned a troubled expression, which further convinced Kurenai Yuhi of the truth.

"Please, Gintoki, this is about whether I can get an award or commendation this year."

Knowing that she had only recently joined the company and urgently needed to prove herself, Yuhi Makoto immediately lowered her proud head.

"You're putting me in a difficult position."

Seeing that the time was almost right, Uchiha Gin reached out and stroked the slightly fluffy curly hair of the child in his arms, shaking his head with an inexplicable tone.

Seeing this, Yuhi Shinku made a bold decision.

"My daughter is still unnamed. Since Gintoki and this child seem to get along so well, why not..."

"Uh, you're going to name her Yuhi Gin?"

Things took a somewhat unexpected turn of events. Looking at the red-eyed, curly-haired boy giggling in his arms, he tentatively asked,

"Does Gintoki feel offended? You can call him Yuhi Maginori if you want."

"No, no, no! How will a girl get married if she has such a name?"

To avoid jeopardizing his child's future, Uchiha Gin quickly waved his hand in refusal.

"In that case, please have Gintoki name her."

Kurenai Yuhi went to great lengths, even giving up the naming rights of her daughter in order to obtain the teaching materials that would qualify her for awards and promotions.

"Rina, you don't have any objections, do you?"

Yuhi Rina did not refuse. In her opinion, if the gynecological expert of Konoha could give the child a name, then going to the hospital would be like coming home.

"It is an honor for the child to have Gintoki name her."

"Curly-haired baboon, how about we call her Curly?"

Before Uchiha Gin could refuse, Senju Itama, standing to the side, got excited and, teasing the giggling child, earnestly suggested with her pretty face...

"."

That name is worse than throwing someone into a ditch.

"Let's just call her Hong."

"Uh?"

Upon hearing this name, both Yuhi and Shinku were momentarily stunned.

"What, if it doesn't sound nice, you can call me Yuhi Kokoro."

"No! Red is just fine."

The couple exchanged a glance, a puzzled look on their faces. Although the child hadn't been officially named, "Red" was already in their hearts; they hadn't expected it to coincide with the name Uchiha Gin.

Seeing that everyone present agreed that the name "Red" was unremarkable, Senju Itama curled his lip and, unwilling to give up, offered his advice again.

"Hmm, how about the nickname 'Rolls' then?"

After this incident, the two families became much closer as neighbors. Under repeated urging from Kurenai Yuhi, Gin Uchiha "reluctantly" took him to the training ground where training dummies were stationed, so that he could personally experience the power of the system items.

As expected, Kurenai Yuhi received feedback from the dummy, confirming that there were no side effects during the process. He then paid for the use of the training ground at his own expense overnight. The next day, under the guise of off-campus practice, he led a large group of students to experience the new teaching materials.

For a long time afterward, Gin Uchiha's ears were filled with the notification sound of "Experience Points +1".

"Hmph~ This is what they call Qin Shi Huang looking in the mirror, a win-win situation."

Gin Uchiha, in a cheerful mood, lay at home, drinking tea made with sugar brought by Rina Yuhi, his expression as smug as could be.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Who is it? Don't they know you can't visit each other during mealtimes?"

Wearing a small apron, Senju Itama opened the door, her slightly annoyed face instantly breaking into a wide smile upon seeing the person outside.

"Hijin, what brings you here today?"

"Little Aunt, I'm here to see that curly-haired guy."

Looking at her smiling younger sister, Senju Hishima felt a warmth in her heart, and her cold expression melted away considerably.

"You haven't eaten yet, have you? Second brother, really, he's practically living in the office."

With a disgruntled smirk, Senju Itama welcomed Senju Hisa into the room, then turned and called out to Uchiha Gin, who was lying on the sofa.

"Curly-haired baboon, it's looking for you."

Why are you here?

Uchiha Gin, swaying as he got up, frowned slightly as he looked at Senju Hishima walking towards him. He had been behaving himself lately, even only hanging out with his own people just now.

"Was that dummy in the training ground your doing?"

"So what if it is? I didn't charge the students. All I did was collect experimental data."

Seeing Senju Hishima's solemn expression, Uchiha Gin raised an eyebrow. Could it be that this white-haired guy wanted to ban his teaching materials?

"No, I wanted to ask if you have any extra dummies. Now, not only students, but also many parents and ninjas from the village want to experience your new ninja tools in a high-intensity way."

"The village's ninjas? Does that include you?"

Seeing Senju Hishima's evasive gaze, Uchiha Gin's wariness faded, replaced by a hint of mockery, which made the other man look embarrassed and annoyed.

"Tsk! Just tell me if you'll give it to me or not, don't forget you still have a 'hostage' here with me." (End of Chapter)